Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by devogue » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:27 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Dial-up is like Dev on a good day.
Broadband is like Dev on a bad day.
:what:

You prefer the drama?
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:30 pm

Dial-up is like sausage gravy
Broadband is like proper gravy
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:32 pm

Devogue wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Dial-up is like Dev on a good day.
Broadband is like Dev on a bad day.
:what:

You prefer the drama?
No, but you're more entertaining. :hehe:
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Animavore » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:32 pm

Dial-up is like being buggered by a mouse.

Broadband is like being buggered by a blue whale.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:33 pm

Dial-up is like Little and Large
Broadband is like The Two Ronnies.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:37 pm

Dial-up is like the shape of an idea
Broadband is like the smell of a number.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by M » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:42 pm

Dial up is a discreet, silent, behind the napkin burp.
Broadband is projectile vomit over your new boss.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:55 pm

Dial-up is like :ddpan:
Broadband is like Image
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Rum » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:07 pm

Dial up is like:
Image

Broadband is like:
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:09 pm

Dial up is like blocking a limp googly back to the bowler.

Broadband is Garfield Sobers hitting six sixes in an over.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by klr » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:11 pm

Dial-up is like:

Image

Broadband is like:

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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Azathoth » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:20 pm

dial up is like Image
broadband is like Image
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Rum » Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:47 pm

Ghatanothoa wrote:dial up is like Image
broadband is like Image
Jesus Christ. :shock:
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:50 pm

Dial up is a tiny, silent pump.

Broadband is a loud, hearty fart.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by normal » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:02 pm

Ghatanothoa wrote: Image
Actually. Downloading the pure text version of this on dial-up is as quick as downloading the real image on broadband. But I couldn't do the comparison with pictures here :?
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