Exi5entialist's Allegations- Discussion and debate

[laklak]

Exi5 was sexually abused here??!! Why was I not notified of this? I have left specific instructions, SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS, that whenever a sexual abuse session is scheduled I should be PM'd so I would be sure not to miss the fun.

I am very, very, very disappointed.

[amused]

Exi5 was sexually abused here??!! Why was I not notified of this? I have left specific instructions, SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS, that whenever a sexual abuse session is scheduled I should be PM'd so I would be sure not to miss the fun.

I am very, very, very disappointed.

And does Rationalia possess some sort of sonic transducer, which is I suppose some kind of audio-vibratory-physio-molecular transport device by which this sexual abuse is perpetrated?

[laklak]

A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.

[amused]

We're doomed.

[Jason]

I'm sick.. of this fucking shit.

[hadespussercats]

tl/dr

My response is outside Rationalia because when I have sought to raise issues within it I have myself been sexually abused

That's from the end of the opening post's second paragraph, and that is where I stopped reading.

Mind you, I don't agree that Exi5tentialist engaged in "intentional malicious trolling". He was being sincere, but has the sort of personality and demeanour that tends to grate on most people he interacts with. That's pretty typical of individuals who obsessively and intensively promote a good idea in a manner that just does not fit.

This last bit was pretty much my take on him, too.

According to the internet,

sexual abuse
n.
1. The forcing of unwanted sexual activity by one person on another, as by the use of threats or coercion.
2. Sexual activity that is deemed improper or harmful, as between an adult and a minor or with a person of diminished mental capacity.

This was not what happened to Exi, when he posted here more regularly.

He may have been harassed with words. He may have been taunted in ways that referenced sex-- told to go fuck himself, or words to that effect.
I don't remember every post in those giant postcapades of last fall, but both of those things may have happened.

But I would be shocked to discover that someone from Rationalia physically forced him into sexual activity against his will.

Is that actually what he's claiming?

[Xamonas Chegwé]

It is all true. We did sexually abuse Exi5. We hoped it would never come out but there it is. Now we have to come clean. Here is what happened...


Sweet, innocent, unsullied Exi5tentialist was walking back from the shops after buying his ailing, octagenarian grandmother some anal beads. With no warning, he was set upon by a gang of 20 or 30 vicious, burly, unshaven Ratz mods - led by one of their biggest, nastiest, most rapey admins. Although he put up a valiant struggle and managed to kill a dozen of them using nothing but the force of his righteous indignation, he was eventually overpowered and submitted to an horrific, prolongued, sexual assault, the details of which are too gruesome to be repeated here in full (but they involved leeks, a bucket of live mackerel, a Hello KittyTM mask, Richard Branson and a staple gun!)

The poor chap has been in therapy ever since and only managed to walk without wetting himself for the first time last Wednesday.

I am deeply ashamed of my part in this incident - but I had no choice in the matter - Pappa, evil tyrant that he is, made me do it!



I fear for Exi5's life now that he has revealed the lengths that Pappa will go to maintain his ungodly hold over Rationalia. He must know he can't run forever. Pappa will strike when he least expects it - and it will be neither pleasant nor quick when it comes.

[laklak]

You just broke the first rule of Rationalia, XC.

Prepare to die.

[hadespussercats]

@ XC

I think that's the sort of thing he probably meant.

[Bella Fortuna]

You just broke the first rule of Rationalia, XC.

Prepare to die.

Or worse: prepare to diet.

NO CHEESE FOR YOU!

[Xamonas Chegwé]

You just broke the first rule of Rationalia, XC.

Prepare to die.

Actually, the first rule is, "Do not mention the first rule of Rationalia under pain of death."

After you, Sir.

[pErvinalia]

First rule of 'Rationalia Sexual Abuse Club' is don't talk about 'Rationalia Sexual Abuse Club'. Now I'm off to go fuck myself.

[laklak]

You just broke the first rule of Rationalia, XC.

Prepare to die.

Actually, the first rule is, "Do not mention the first rule of Rationalia under pain of death."

After you, Sir.

Hai! Wakirimas, XCsan.

[Calilasseia]

What's the betting he's planning to post this on Pharyngula as well? And stir the shit even more?

When I first saw that thread, I thought "Hang on, he's accusing the Ratz mods of WHAT?????" The next thought was "If this bizarre accusation bore any relation to reality, why didn't he call law enforcement?"

But this fails to factor into the equation that we're talking about an individual who tried to stage a coup d'etat here, failed, has been nursing a grudge ever since. and is willing to pursue that grudge to the bitter end with limitless amounts of malfeasance. His modus operandi has just taken a leaf out of the creationist playbook - spread lies loud and often, in the hope that someone will believe them. Of course, the mere fact that no one here has ever claimed to have met him in the events & meets section will probably be dismissed with some lie about retroactive historical revisiolnism, the term I use for altering posts some time afterward in order to try and trip up people quoting the posts and demolishing the nonsense contained therein, which funnily enough is another piece of creationist malfeasance I've seen in my time.

Incidentally, I was over at TalkRational a while back, and his name appeared in the list of visiting users, so it's possible he's planning to stir some shit over there too. Trouble is, the locals there will gather round like hyenas waiting for the weak moment to strike, and the treatment they'll dish out to him will not be pretty to watch. If he thinks he's had a rough time of it here, just wait until some of TR's warbeasts become motivated and smell blood.

[DaveDodo007]

I've had enough of these whiny bitches and I will go totally 4chan on the arse where ever I find them.