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by Bella Fortuna » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:28 pm
Have to agree...
Q: What do you call a thousand atheists at the bottom of the sea?
A: Evidence of the Great Flood; therefore, god.

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by maiforpeace » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:35 pm
Bella Fortuna wrote:Have to agree...
Q: What do you call a thousand atheists at the bottom of the sea?
A: Evidence of the Great Flood; therefore, god.

Not as funny as the lawyer joke. Good try though.
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by DaveDodo007 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:47 pm
To be fair, I wouldn't trust any of my fellow atheists with my beer, you would drink it as soon as my back was turned.

We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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by Bella Fortuna » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:49 pm
DaveDodo007 wrote:To be fair, I wouldn't trust any of my fellow atheists with my beer, you would drink it as soon as my back was turned.

And get away from my cheese!

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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:02 pm
"I would trust you with my life, but not my wife."
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
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by klr » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:04 pm
DaveDodo007 wrote:To be fair, I wouldn't trust any of my fellow atheists with my beer, you would drink it as soon as my back was turned.

I don't drink, so you can trust me.
Just guard that chocolate with your life.

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by Drewish » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:05 pm
Nobody expects me...
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by Bella Fortuna » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:10 pm
None.

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by Svartalf » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:38 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:"I would trust you with my life, but not my wife."
Which is a shame since we are much more interested in her than in you
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:44 pm
Svartalf wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:"I would trust you with my life, but not my wife."
Which is a shame since we are much more interested in her than in you
Which is why I said that.
And the first time I heard it, it was directed at me.

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by Tero » Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:42 am
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by Ian » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:38 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:maiforpeace wrote:Atheists are the new gay...one thing I give the US huge credit for is fighting for equal rights. We'll get there.
It's true, we may be 100 years behind some other countries, but we'll limp there in the end.
But first we must pick the next group to inherit the mantle of 'least trusted'...

Investment bankers?

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by Schneibster » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:48 am
Ian wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:maiforpeace wrote:Atheists are the new gay...one thing I give the US huge credit for is fighting for equal rights. We'll get there.
It's true, we may be 100 years behind some other countries, but we'll limp there in the end.
But first we must pick the next group to inherit the mantle of 'least trusted'...

Investment bankers?


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by hiyymer » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:12 am
Crumple wrote:I can't imagine what is like to live in a theocratic nightmare like the USA.
Depends entirely on where you live in the US. Used to post on a site where the atheists were always complaining about major persecution in the heartland. "Move here to Connecticut", I would say, "and your worries are behind you". Now I live in NE Ohio and it's not quite Connecticut but not bad.
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by apophenia » Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:03 am
I thought we'd moved ahead of teabaggers, or somebody... lemme check.
Looks like Scientology is closing in.
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