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Xamonas Chegwé
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:28 pm
Geoff wrote:Tigger wrote:Geoff wrote:Welcome, Eeyore...not only my favourite Pooh character... <snip>
Twat.
Eeyore walked all round Tigger one way, and then turned and walked round him the other way.
"What did you say it was?" he asked.
"Tigger."
"Ah!" said Eeyore.
"He's just come," explained Piglet.
"Ah!" said Eeyore again.
He thought for a long time and then said: "When is he going?"
Hehehehehe hehe hehehehehehehehe hehe hehe hehe hehehehe...
hehehehe hehe hehehehehehehe...
hehehe hehe hehe hehe....
You said "He's just come"... hehe hehe hehe...
hehehe hehe hehe hehehe hehehe hehe hehe hehe hehe....
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing 
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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Millefleur
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by Millefleur » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:36 pm
Hello there Eeyore
Men! They're all beasts!
Yeah. But isn't it wonderful?
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Animavore
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by Animavore » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:40 pm
Ah. New blood.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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by Rum » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:42 pm
Hi and welcome! Not sure what the 'nagging' you are referring to is, but we this forum accepts everyone, even dross, so don't worry!
Seriously though - welcome!
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by normal » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:56 pm
Hello. I always say I'm normal when new people arrive. And every time someone uses the word normal I pounce on them with the one joke I know. "No, that's not normal, I am normal".
It just gets funnier and funnier every time I say it. I am a genius when it comes to comedy.
So hope you enjoy your stay.
I'm normal
Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
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by Eeyore » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:57 pm
normal wrote:Hello. I always say I'm normal when new people arrive. And every time someone uses the word normal I pounce on them with the one joke I know. "No, that's not normal, I am normal".
It just gets funnier and funnier every time I say it. I am a genius when it comes to comedy.
So hope you enjoy your stay.
I'm normal
No, that's not normal, I am normal!
Did I do that right?
And thank you for all the welcomes! I didn't expect so many
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by Mousy » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:58 pm
You're not normal, you're Eeyore.
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by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:59 pm
Eeyore wrote:And thank you for all the welcomes! I didn't expect so many
We'll remove them again tomorrow and keep them in the fridge until the next unsuspecting newcomer comes along.
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by Eeyore » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:02 pm
Thinking Aloud wrote:Eeyore wrote:And thank you for all the welcomes! I didn't expect so many
We'll remove them again tomorrow and keep them in the fridge until the next unsuspecting newcomer comes along.
As long as I get to take them with me to bed tonight that's absolutely fine by me.
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by normal » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:06 pm
Mousy wrote:You're not normal, you're Eeyore.
Damn straight!
Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
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by Geoff » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:10 pm
"...anyone who says it’s “just the Internet” can
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again." - Tigger
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by Woodbutcher » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:32 pm
Welcome, Eeyore!
If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.-Red Green
"Yo". Rocky
"Never been worried about what other people see when they look at me". Gawdzilla
"No friends currently defined." Friends & Foes.
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by Marky » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:45 pm
Hey
Why don't you take a snap showing us where you keep your mobile?
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Gawdzilla Sama
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:46 pm
Eeyore wrote:I'll try not to. The ':p' was wild experimentation on my part to see what smileys this board had to offer me! I suppose inebriated zombies will do.
We have smilies?
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
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by Eeyore » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:47 pm
Marky wrote:Hey
Why don't you take a snap showing us where you keep your mobile?
Gotten a bigger mobile since, doesn't work nearly so well. Going to have to consider other bodily storage options.
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