The new PM's wife anyone?

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Re: The new PM's wife anyone?

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 14, 2010 4:30 pm

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Svartalf wrote: b) she's a brit, she probably does not even know what cumming feels like, which is why she needs a red blooded Frenchman to teach her
Whatchyu talkin bout Svartalf?!

I challenge you to a sex-off in the names of our respective nations, the winner is the person that satisfies the most women in a 24 hour period starting from.......................NOW


EDIT TO ADD: The shoes ruined it for me too after you pointed them out Floppit :( now all I can think of is being invited back to her place for some fun :euphemism: and somehow ending up making jam for the local WI :hk:
Ye base recreant braggart are no gentleman, a proper contest cannot take place unless I have been able to get ready and have a couple dozen girls at disposal beforehand, else I can't show my truye worth...

and I must admit I am absolutely horrid at getting women to join me between the sheets, however good I may be once that point has been reached (well, unless I've gotten too rusty)
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Re: The new PM's wife anyone?

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Thu May 20, 2010 1:10 pm

She's medusa!!!
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Re: The new PM's wife anyone?

Post by RappingAgnostic » Thu May 20, 2010 5:18 pm

She's alright, and I've never had me a none American before....

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