All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

[Brian Peacock]

[Svartalf]

TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of Iran’s Islamic Republic crowed on Thursday that they have begun to achieve their goal of regime change in the U.S.

“First Kristi Noem, and now Pam Bondi,” the official Iranian statement read. “The dominoes are falling one by one.”

Iran said that, although the US claims Donald J. Trump is still in power, “His speech last night did not prove that he is still alive.”

As for noem, I note that although she got sacked from HS sec, she still got another job, this one with rump's "shield of the americas" outfit... I wonder how much that makes, and why rump and clique decided to place her somewhere else after they sacked her. I don't know why she got the axe at homeland security, or what she may have on them to get them to find a job for her.

[Svartalf]

Trump wants a 1.5 trillion fund for obliteration.

uh what? obliteration of what? because if he just wants to oblitarate the planet, he can just give orders and toy with the nuclear suitcase.

[Svartalf]

I still wouldn't like to be rump if he's unlucky enough to live beyond his term and the secret service protection is lightened... there are people who'd bomb mar a ago just to collapse it on his head, if they can't get up close and personal and bring it back to some muslim holy site as proof that they are holy warriors.

But he's president of the board of peace for life - which, if you think about it, is like being the president of the world.

does the board pay for head of state level security? if it does, he got himself a sweet racket.

[Svartalf]

Whitehouse cut funding to NASA and announce that the Kennedy Space Center is to be renamed The President Trump Space Center.

if that's not an april's fool, it will still be reversed ASAP (i.e. when the dems or repubs with a pair come into power)

[Svartalf]

a) I don't even know who that guy is
b) frump did not gather the mightiest army in the world, if he had brought the full brunt of the US army to bear, Iran would be in much more serious trouble, and probably doomed in the short to medium run, but there'd be lots of American dead, and frump would actually be facing insurrection, with the army too far away to help.

[Tero]

Trump wants a 1.5 trillion fund for obliteration.

uh what? obliteration of what? because if he just wants to oblitarate the planet, he can just give orders and toy with the nuclear suitcase.

Iran. They are soon out of missiles and drones.

[Tero]

've run across a great deal of people that just are not interested in politics. They have some general ideas about politics, and what they get from media they try to fit to their old ideas.
My guess about their standing is that they are not in the center. Nobody is. A few people have problems since their views on specific topics end up left and right.

My conclusion is that these casual voters are just left or just right of center. The just left group fails to vote democrat because there are few issues they can agree on with democrats. So they don't vote.

[pErvinalia]

How can you be apolitical with Trump in power?

[JimC]

How can you be apolitical with Trump in power?

You concern yourself with only your immediate issues - work, family, entertainment, and stuff the rest...

[aufbahrung]

Certainly looks like a top end purge happening, that nobody wants to talk about.

[Svartalf]

Trump wants a 1.5 trillion fund for obliteration.

uh what? obliteration of what? because if he just wants to oblitarate the planet, he can just give orders and toy with the nuclear suitcase.

Iran. They are soon out of missiles and drones.

Unfortunately. this will be the same victory as against Japan, they fought with all they had, but US industrial capacity made it so they ran out of ammo and you didn't. So unfair that sheer size and ability to produce boomstuff should let unjust wars be won by the villain.

[Svartalf]

How can you be apolitical with Trump in power?

the same way Pontius Pilatus stayed apolitical with the Jewish Mob in power.

[pErvinalia]

Yeah but they didn't have social media and 24 hour news cycle back then.

[Svartalf]

my social media is ratz and discord, and discord is because my friends no longer play D&D face to face since the covid.
as for news, I stopped getting them since the neighbors complained about my radio being too loud.