Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

[Svartalf]

mandy, your satire is laughable

Not even... if it's satire, it's not funny.

the only laughable part would be if it were in earnest... but since mandy is clearly a troll (no muslim would argue so much and so stupidly), the joke falls flatter than freshly rolled pie dough

[charlou]

Charlou:
mandy, your satire is laughable

but you are not. :pissed:

why did you have to show everyone your hair. they are supposed to be only for your husband to see.
please just go and remove em.

A brazilian? Nah, I'll keep my landing strip.

[Psi Wavefunction]

Charlou:
mandy, your satire is laughable

but you are not. :pissed:

why did you have to show everyone your hair. they are supposed to be only for your husband to see.
please just go and remove em.

A brazilian? Nah, I'll keep my landing strip.

[kiki5711]

Charlou:
mandy, your satire is laughable

but you are not. :pissed:

why did you have to show everyone your hair. they are supposed to be only for your husband to see.
please just go and remove em.

A brazilian? Nah, I'll keep my landing strip.

I heard of that? Must tell my husband he's my barber!

[Psi Wavefunction]

After that comment, I must say: Lame satire is laaaaame.

That's all.

[mandy]

you godless people are out of control. you say things that are out of order. Allah will control you when he gets hold of you. why dont you think before you speak. dont you know that all sort of nice people come to forums and see your stuff. what will they be thinking? its not clever is it. some of the bollocks you come out with is just disgusting. i can take it myself coz Allah made me patient. i hope he shows you some light one day. but first you have to quit upsetting him with all that bollocks.

[kiki5711]

oh come on will ya, dont be such a woos. you are a bloody tigger. whats up now.
but what can i do, if you really dont like me, then i must have upset you. sorry tigger.
come on, please. dont give in to your hatred. i really like you. except your gay bit.

tigger has an admirerererer.......

[Psi Wavefunction]

This is SUCH amazing exam stress relief... thanks, Mandelson! (oh, sorry... there!)

[Coito ergo sum]

Coito ergo sum:

since you still insist on believing in your false deity.

Allah is not made up; he is real. you prove it if you think Allah is not there. you cant can you, so the laugh is on you dear chap.

I don't have to prove Allah is not made up any more than I have to prove that Zeus and Odin and Vishnu and the Angel Moroni are not made up. Disbelief is justified based on the fact that the adherents to these false deities, and yours, can't prove they exist.

LOL - you are out of your mind, you know that don't you?

listen here cioto or whatever your weird name is. this is serious, so stop messing. we are talking about Allah here. :pissed:

There is no such thing.

LOL - a Muslim talking about balls? Do Muslim men even have balls? A bigger lot of pussies I've never seen

look mate, muslims believe in jihad, which came down from Allah. you know what jihad is dont you.

LOL You guys aren't that good at it, are you? The best you seem to be able to do is fight unarmed women and children. Try fighting for real one day and without the pissing and moaning: "Ohhh....the humiliation! Don't attack us on Ramadan! Oh...the tragedy!" - your "fighters" in Israel kill 14 year old girls in donut shops and malls - you blow up commuters going to work on buses - you "jihad" all over those o-so-dangerous teenagers dancing in dance clubs in Bali. You attack subways and office buildings......like I said -- bigger bunch of pussies can't hardly be found. The fucking Quakers could kick your asses.

jihad means big balls.

It's more like an old guy driving a Corvette. All sizzle and no steak. Muslims have tiny pee-pee syndrome. You talk big and bad, but never show anybody much.

everyone seen muslim holy balls now. so dont be trying to slip in your bravery bollocks. you dont even have the balls.

II'd rather fight a Muslim army than even a French army. Even the French are tougher than Muslims. All you guys can do is throw rocks and strap bombs to your daughters and wives. You even hide behind your WIVES and DAUGHTERS nowadays! LOL....bunch of sorry ass capons....

only Allah gives balls.

When is he going to give them to Muslim men? Anytime soon? Go beat another woman...LOL ...that's how you show how big your balls are, by beating people weaker than you...to keep 'em in line...no woman's gunna put one over on a real, Muslim man, ay? Must be because his balls are so big....

Allah makes muslims the bravest the most honourable people there are. whatever all the rest you said is bollocks coz you are angry.

Muslims are the laughing stock of the world. It's so comic, it's tragic. Even other religious people look at you folks and say, "Jesus Christ, do they really believe this shit?" I mean - honorable? Holy cow, that's a joke - oh, yes, you're so "honorable" that you beat your wives...you're so honorable that you bury women up to their heads and either stone them, or shoot them or cut their heads off...you're so honorable that you make women wear full body coverings, and tell them they can't go outside unescorted....LOL -- then when your own suicide missions don't work, because the rest of the world either laughs at you or vomits because of the sickening nature of your tactics, you strap bombs to your women and send them off to fight your war for you. What a flippin' joke. Pansies.

And, you keep talking about how Allah is the best and Allah will help you prevail? When?

ill tell you when. its within 2 or 3 decades.

LOL - not a chance....you'll have to learn how to make a weapon first. What do you have there, "Achmad's Flintlock Manufacturing Plant?" LOL The Israelis have been a country for, what 65 years? Not even? And, they make some of the most bad-ass weapons on the planet. They make their own tanks, their own planes, their own ships, their own artillery, their own missile defense systems, their own small arms, etc. And, you folks - what? Nothing! You buy Chinese and Russian leftovers! Oh, god...it is funny...the Jews even kick your asses in every war! A country the size of New Jersey, and they've wiped the floor with Muslim countries more than once!

Oh, yeah -- Muslim countries are so loved by Allah, that they lose every war, and can't even defeat their most hated enemy, the Jews! Bwahahahahahahahahah!!!! Like I said, you're a bunch of capons, and your god doesn't exist! Well, if he does exist, it's pretty obvious he doesn't care too much for Muslims! BWAAHAAHAAHAAAHA

if you read guardian, the experts in britain and eu are saying islam will be big very soon. lets look at past to find out how islam is gonna takeover european countries. Allah already took Constantinopal from the west.

Yeah, that was a shame that we let that go. That was your last hurrah, though. You guys had your run 600+ years ago. But, now you're a bunch of pussies. It's like the Scandinavians - you know - back in the year 950 they were pretty bad ass, but haven't seen much since....

Rome will fall to Allah as well. let me tell you a bit of history mate coz i studied it see. kafir west had to capitals. these were one ROME and two Constantinopal. they did not like muslims and kept dissing them dissing them dissing them. so what Prophet Mohammed peace be upon him did was to ask Allah to do something about it. so Allah gave the angel a fatwa against europe. Allah told him go tell it to Prophet Mohammed. When the angel delivered the fatwa, the Prophet got all the people in the mosque and told them the good news. He said Allah told me that your followers will conquer both capitals of the west. Rome and Constantinopal will be ruled by muslims.

You gave it your best shot, and lost!

this was a true prophesy and we can all see it, its coming true. if you check it out, the first one has already fallen to muslims; and Rome is next. Italy will be ruled by muslims in the near future. Pope is dying. church is closing down. i saw on classy euronews tv that people are leaving Pope by the millions like in germany. you dont have believe me mate. check it yourself. i reckons by 2040 Rome will be under the muslims. Islam will rule europe. its already taking over. are you blind. Allah is making so many people convert to islam. cant you see it everywhere. thousands of people are ditching materialistic way of life and accepting islam as the best ideology of life. just turn on the news. Allah is here now. He is taking over the west. there is no stopping Allah. like it or not, Allah is gonna convert so many people that you atheists will have no choice but to live under the laws written in his holy book. if you dont like it, then tough. Allah is coming fast and furious. you shouldnt have upset Him. its too late now. maybe if you repent and kiss muslim arse for a whole 10 years, then maybe maybe Allah will let you all off. otherwise, Allah is gonna take your kids and grandkids and make em muslims. watch.

Not likely at all. We've been sort of tolerating your smelly asses - kind of trying to swat at you like the annoying flies you are - in order to not put too much of a hurtin' on you. But, if you keep pushing and pushing, eventually you'll have to be put down like mangy dogs. But, anyway, you know - here's a suggestion - why don't you folks turn all this jihad energy towards, you know, perfecting "running water," and "flush toilets" for the hundreds of millions of Muslims that don't have it. That might help your quality of life a little.

You're a Muslim, which makes it highly likely that you are a lying sack of shit. After all, you are instructed to lie to the Kafir.

i dont lie coz Allah said he dont like liars. you are accusing me for nothing. but like i said, dont believe me. you check it out mate. its all true what ive been telling ya. :pissed:

Muslims lie to Kafirs - it's a command from your false god.

You can't prove the statement "nobody created the universe" wrong.

what about you. you just being sly. you cant prove me wrong when i said "Allah started the Universe".

When you come up with some evidence, let me know. I'm not the one making the assertion. The burden of proof is on you.

Nothing in science is "sure."

thank you. thank you very very much. i think my point about God it now proven.

No, because while science is not "sure", it is at least "verifiable knowledge." Your god is like Aesop's fairy tales - made up out of someone's imagination. It's NOT EVEN a hypothesis -- it's not even a guess! It's just a wish.

Your comprehension skills seem really low. Are you handicapped? I mean...other than because you're a Muslim? Any other handicap?

dont be like that. stop saying muslims are spastics. :pissed:

Muslims are deficient in some way. They must be, or they wouldn't believe the total load of pig droppings that they believe in.

You're a Muslim, and because you believe in that silly crap, your false god, your swine-like prophet, and your silly Sha'ria rules, you are part of the problem The world would be better off without Islam. I can't wait until it's gone. That would be a happy day. I only hope I live to see it, so that I can jump for joy, like Muslims jumped for joy on 9/11/01. Fuck Islam.

you got a lots of anger in you.

I wouldn't call it "anger." It's more like that "annoyance" you feel when a fly or a mosquito keeps buzzing around - you try to swat it and it just keeps buzznig and buzzing - it never really does anything that's too bad, but you can't get rid of it, and then, like Chinese water torture, it just builds and builds. That's what Islam is like - an annoying fly that won't stop buzzing around. At some point, you just need to take the swatter and smash the shit out of it. That's what's going to happen to your "Muslim countries" if you don't stop your shit. Keep it in your own backwards lands, and you can do whatever fucked up crap that you want. Now, run along now, there must be a woman out there somewhere you need to terrorize.

[Tigger]

You godless people are out of control. You say things that are out of order. Allah will control you when he gets hold of you. Why don't you think before you speak? Don't you know that all sort of nice people come to forums and see your stuff? What will they be thinking? It's not clever is it? Some of the bollocks you come out with is just disgusting. I can take it myself because Allah made me patient. I hope he shows you some light one day, but first you have to quit upsetting him with all that bollocks.

(Easy yes? As you know.)

You're godless too, you just don't realise it yet.

[Psi Wavefunction]

You godless people are out of control. You say things that are out of order. Allah will control you when he gets hold of you. Why don't you think before you speak? Don't you know that all sort of nice people come to forums and see your stuff? What will they be thinking? It's not clever is it? Some of the bollocks you come out with is just disgusting. I can take it myself because Allah made me patient. I hope he shows you some light one day, but first you have to quit upsetting him with all that bollocks.

(Easy yes? As you know.)

You're godless too, you just don't realise it yet.

Am I reading this the right way, or am I too much of a perv?

[Tigger]

You godless people are out of control. You say things that are out of order. Allah will control you when he gets hold of you. Why don't you think before you speak? Don't you know that all sort of nice people come to forums and see your stuff? What will they be thinking? It's not clever is it? Some of the bollocks you come out with is just disgusting. I can take it myself because Allah made me patient. I hope he shows you some light one day, but first you have to quit upsetting him with all that bollocks.

(Easy yes? As you know.)

You're godless too, you just don't realise it yet.

Am I reading this the right way, or am I too much of a perv?

I like to think you're a perv.

oh come on will ya, dont be such a woos. you are a bloody tigger. whats up now.
but what can i do, if you really dont like me, then i must have upset you. sorry tigger.
come on, please. dont give in to your hatred. i really like you. except your gay bit.

tigger has an admirerererer.......

I wonder which "gay bit" it is. My wife? She's cheerful, I suppose. That used to be called gay. Oh, he's gone.

[Coito ergo sum]

you godless people are out of control. you say things that are out of order.

bwahahahahahahahah!!!! That's a laugh....ohhhhh....god....holy crap....I am laughing so hard I can't breathe...a Muslim....hah..the irony.....a Muslim saying that someone is "saying things that are out of order..." Oh, my god....holy crap....that's funny....[wipes tears from eyes].....

Allah will control you when he gets hold of you.

He must not be a very effective god....he has to what? Chase us down to "get hold of" us? Allah - a god as weak and ineffectual as his followers....

why dont you think before you speak.

If we did, our comments would be much worse. Because Islam is so vile that anything said here so far is quite mild compared to what it deserves.

dont you know that all sort of nice people come to forums and see your stuff. what will they be thinking?

If they are nice, then they would be revolted by the sheer nastiness that is Islam.

its not clever is it. some of the bollocks you come out with is just disgusting.

Yes, Islam is disgusting.

i can take it myself coz Allah made me patient. i hope he shows you some light one day. but first you have to quit upsetting him with all that bollocks.

If I were ever to go insane and become a Muslim, I would hope one of my friends would kill me quick to put me out of my misery.

[CJ]

Charlou:
mandy, your satire is laughable

but you are not. :pissed:

why did you have to show everyone your hair. they are supposed to be only for your husband to see.
please just go and remove em.

[CJ]

Charlou:
mandy, your satire is laughable

but you are not. :pissed:

why did you have to show everyone your hair. they are supposed to be only for your husband to see.
please just go and remove em.

A brazilian? Nah, I'll keep my landing strip.