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The Aussie Rules thread
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Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Mickey Malthouse full of shit nevar! 
Crows 0 and 3 top 4 contenders my arse.
Crows 0 and 3 top 4 contenders my arse.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
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Good that you have something to be happy about after Port fell over...redunderthebed wrote:Mickey Malthouse full of shit nevar!
Crows 0 and 3 top 4 contenders my arse.
(mind you, Brisbane are a pretty good outfit at the moment...)
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Yes we didn't play too well but to say as FSN was that we got thrashed is a bit rich.JimC wrote:Good that you have something to be happy about after Port fell over...redunderthebed wrote:Mickey Malthouse full of shit nevar!
Crows 0 and 3 top 4 contenders my arse.
(mind you, Brisbane are a pretty good outfit at the moment...)
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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Well, red, the Cats lost too, going down by 7 points to Fremantle, who seem to have improved this season. 
Mind you, we had Scarlett, Mooney and Ottens out...
Mind you, we had Scarlett, Mooney and Ottens out...
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Yeah i watched that what a finish.JimC wrote:Well, red, the Cats lost too, going down by 7 points to Fremantle, who seem to have improved this season.
Mind you, we had Scarlett, Mooney and Ottens out...
Well in the dockers.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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That last high tackle was a bit of a bugger. Legs aren't supposed to bend like that.
I came here to sneer at the Cats and JimC. Stayed to see what was going on. Oh, yeah, blasphemy is a victimless crime.
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I know its corny but i love it.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Red, it's the big one on Sunday, Cats vs Power...
We're going to bounce back from the loss to the Dockers and do you like a dinner! :twisted:
We're going to bounce back from the loss to the Dockers and do you like a dinner! :twisted:
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Shut up you.JimC wrote:Red, it's the big one on Sunday, Cats vs Power...
We're going to bounce back from the loss to the Dockers and do you like a dinner! :twisted:
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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OK, the fat lady has sung, and the Cats won against Port by a tidy 95 points...
An awesome 3rd quarter...
Geelong is very hard to beat at home...
An awesome 3rd quarter...
Geelong is very hard to beat at home...
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red, you have a young bloke (Mathewe Lobbe) coming into your team this week who I taught many years ago.
He was an OK maths student, but a much better footballer...
He was an OK maths student, but a much better footballer...
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Darwin knows we need another ruckman.JimC wrote:red, you have a young bloke (Mathewe Lobbe) coming into your team this week who I taught many years ago.
He was an OK maths student, but a much better footballer...
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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School teacher in Collingwood asks the class who supports Collingwood....All put their hands up except Billy....The teacher askes who he supports & Billy says Carlton...Teacher asked why & Billy says My parents both come from Carlton & they support Carlton and so do I. The teacher says " You don't have to copy your parents, what would you do if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a Burglar? Billy answered I'd support Collingwood like you bastard's
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The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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Never, were more prophetic words spokenJimC wrote:Red, it's the big one on Sunday, Cats vs Power...
We're going to bounce back from the loss to the Dockers and do you like a dinner! :twisted:
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.
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