I'm horny....think I'll go rape hubby!PordFrefect wrote:I'm drunk and horny and I don't give a fuck!
Hey Rebecca, how you doin'? I'm drunk..
The Civil War Within Skepticism
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We danced.
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But...you're so far away!PordFrefect wrote:Not even an offer to rape me.
We danced.
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Palmela will have to take one for the team again.Kristie wrote:But...you're so far away!PordFrefect wrote:Not even an offer to rape me.
Left or right? Guess I'll toss for it.
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PordFrefect wrote:Palmela will have to take one for the team again.Kristie wrote:But...you're so far away!PordFrefect wrote:Not even an offer to rape me.
Left or right? Guess I'll toss for it.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Don't worry. There's an app for that.Kristie wrote:But...you're so far away!PordFrefect wrote:Not even an offer to rape me.
(actually, there is an iVibe app for iPhones...)
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Phone rape?Kristie wrote:But...you're so far away!PordFrefect wrote:Not even an offer to rape me.
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Inhibition, well, you can fly
Out the window to the clear blue sky
It will mess your suit, it will make you cry
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Inhibition, well, you can fly
Out the window to the clear blue sky
It will mess your suit, it will make you cry
It doesn't matter, give me Mumdane pie
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I hope not. The last time I tried phone sex I lost a motorolla in . . .Tero wrote:Phone rape?Kristie wrote:But...you're so far away!PordFrefect wrote:Not even an offer to rape me.
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Thank god it wasn't the 1980s.Badger3k wrote:I hope not. The last time I tried phone sex I lost a motorolla in . . .Tero wrote:Phone rape?Kristie wrote:But...you're so far away!PordFrefect wrote:Not even an offer to rape me.
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Yeah, imagine trying to explain that to the emergency room nurse. Well, I was vacuuming in the nude and the dog carried the phone in, you know, in his mouth, and I slipped on a banana peel and.....PordFrefect wrote:Thank god it wasn't the 1980s.Badger3k wrote:I hope not. The last time I tried phone sex I lost a motorola in . . .Tero wrote:Phone rape?Kristie wrote:But...you're so far away!PordFrefect wrote:Not even an offer to rape me.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I've got a Droid. But, I'm getting ab iPhone in a couple months, so I'll try to remember this.!Badger3k wrote:Don't worry. There's an app for that.Kristie wrote:But...you're so far away!PordFrefect wrote:Not even an offer to rape me.
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(actually, there is an iVibe app for iPhones...)
My Droid just tried to change 'biggrin' to 'nightingale'. WTF?
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Sounds like an old news report - a priest (no kidding) was admitted to the ER with a potato up his rectum. His excuse, he was cleaning the house in the nude, slipped, and fell onto his table where the potato was.laklak wrote:
Yeah, imagine trying to explain that to the emergency room nurse. Well, I was vacuuming in the nude and the dog carried the phone in, you know, in his mouth, and I slipped on a banana peel and.....
Sure....
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This thread is not a "safe space" for women, is it?
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Not now that I've arrived :twisted:
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I think that language has a lot to do with interfering in our relationship to direct experience. A simple thing like metaphor will allows you to go to a place and say 'this is like that'. Well, this isn't like that. This is like this.
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