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Clinton Huxley
- 19th century monkeybitch.
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by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:24 pm
Heresiarch wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Foreign Legion? The Honourable Guild of Clitheroe Black-Pudding Manufacturers could see those johnnies off.
Slinks off into the undergrowth having failed to purloin the cheese.
You're welcome to the bacon, don't eat the damned stuff anymore.
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Xamonas Chegwé
- Bouncer

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I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:37 pm
Huzzah! The cheese supplies have been secured for Rationalia, England and St. George! Actually, thinking about it, fuck St. George. That cunt can buy his own bloody cheese!

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing 
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Bella Fortuna
- Sister Golden Hair
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by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:42 pm
And you know the women will be forming the square. The men will be running around mewling and looking for bacon scraps.

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Mysturji
- Clint Eastwood
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by Mysturji » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:01 am
162 new recruits today!
171 since "Teh Annownzmint"

Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
IDMD2
I am a twit.
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Bella Fortuna
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by Bella Fortuna » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:03 am
Mysturji wrote:
162 new recruits today!
171 since "Teh Annownzmint"

Allow me to step in for Pappa:
Jungle is massive!
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Don't Panic
- Evil Admin

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by Don't Panic » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:05 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:Mysturji wrote:
162 new recruits today!
171 since "Teh Annownzmint"

Allow me to step in for Pappa:
Jungle is massive!
Allow me to correct: Junglist massive.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Calilasseia
- Butterfly

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by Calilasseia » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:08 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:Heresiarch wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Form square around the cheese!
Sends in the infantry.
I counter your infantry with some Dahomey Amazons.
I'll see your Dahomey Amazons and raise you this:

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klr
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by klr » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:11 am
Calilasseia wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Heresiarch wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Form square around the cheese!
Sends in the infantry.
I counter your infantry with some Dahomey Amazons.
I'll see your Dahomey Amazons and raise you this:

They're not Longbows. I'm choosy.

God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

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Heresiarch
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by Heresiarch » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:11 am
klr wrote:Calilasseia wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Heresiarch wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Form square around the cheese!
Sends in the infantry.
I counter your infantry with some Dahomey Amazons.
I'll see your Dahomey Amazons and raise you this:

They're not Longbows. I'm choosy.

The Longbow is behind you, painting you for them.
The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't.
-- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1
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klr
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by klr » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:13 am
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

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Mysturji
- Clint Eastwood
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by Mysturji » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:14 am
Calilasseia wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Heresiarch wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Form square around the cheese!
Sends in the infantry.
I counter your infantry with some Dahomey Amazons.
I'll see your Dahomey Amazons and raise you this:

I prefer the Amazons.

Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
IDMD2
I am a twit.
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Horwood Beer-Master
- "...a complete Kentish hog"
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by Horwood Beer-Master » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:37 pm
Rum wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:A raggedy-arsed band of scoundrels and gypsies fit only for the business end of the county militia's sabers.
Are they here to steal our livelihoods?...and women?
Oh, come on! Our women were anyone's anyway!

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Spearthrower
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by Spearthrower » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:50 pm
Rum wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:A raggedy-arsed band of scoundrels and gypsies fit only for the business end of the county militia's sabers.
Are they here to steal our livelihoods?...and women?

Anything that aint locked down is fair game!

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by Spearthrower » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:52 pm
Bella Fortuna wrote:Mysturji wrote:
162 new recruits today!
171 since "Teh Annownzmint"

Allow me to step in for Pappa:
Jungle is massive!
Boo yeah?
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Bella Fortuna
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by Bella Fortuna » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:52 pm
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