I heard that seditious talk! You can get deported to......oh, forget itCharlou wrote:Let's be roomies(and plot ways to whup that queen's arse)
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"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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It's ok, Charlou's a rebel.Clinton Huxley wrote:I heard that seditious talk! You can get deported to......oh, forget itCharlou wrote:Let's be roomies
We danced.
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It is becoming depressingly clear that I shall have to deliver an Imperial Spanking to every denizen of this tawdry webhole 
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
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I think we should just chop off her head and Charles's and send William to Australia, they seem to like him there! I declare my roundhead republican credentials, Cromwell forever!
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Copypasting an ancient chain email attributed to John Cleese, AND neglecting to copypaste at least some of the replies that subsequently circulated constitutes a particularly lame start for a sockpuppet. Kindly pick up your act or fuck off.Her Majesty The Queen wrote:We have some improvements to suggest...
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At long last!Clinton Huxley wrote:It is becoming depressingly clear that I shall have to deliver an Imperial Spanking to every denizen of this tawdry webhole
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The No. 7 cane, I think.Bella Fortuna wrote:At long last!Clinton Huxley wrote:It is becoming depressingly clear that I shall have to deliver an Imperial Spanking to every denizen of this tawdry webhole
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Boy you really can be a grumpy old fart when you wantSeraph wrote:Copypasting an ancient chain email attributed to John Cleese, AND neglecting to copypaste at least some of the replies that subsequently circulated constitutes a particularly lame start for a sockpuppet. Kindly pick up your act or fuck off.Her Majesty The Queen wrote:We have some improvements to suggest...
Unless of course it's you as a sock
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It'll be a stretch, but I'm game.Clinton Huxley wrote:The No. 7 cane, I think.Bella Fortuna wrote:At long last!Clinton Huxley wrote:It is becoming depressingly clear that I shall have to deliver an Imperial Spanking to every denizen of this tawdry webhole
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Damn fucking right, pal!CJ wrote:Boy you really can be a grumpy old fart...Seraph wrote:Copypasting an ancient chain email attributed to John Cleese, AND neglecting to copypaste at least some of the replies that subsequently circulated constitutes a particularly lame start for a sockpuppet. Kindly pick up your act or fuck off.Her Majesty The Queen wrote:We have some improvements to suggest...
Don't blame me, though. Lame sockpuppets are lame
and annoying.
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Seraph wrote:Damn fucking right, pal!CJ wrote:Boy you really can be a grumpy old fart...Seraph wrote:Copypasting an ancient chain email attributed to John Cleese, AND neglecting to copypaste at least some of the replies that subsequently circulated constitutes a particularly lame start for a sockpuppet. Kindly pick up your act or fuck off.Her Majesty The Queen wrote:We have some improvements to suggest...
Don't blame me, though. Lame sockpuppets are lame
and annoying.
Whoever it is, they're more fun than
no fences
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Well there's a self inflicted challenge if I ever saw one, no doubt your other half can accommodate the required arrangements.Seraph wrote:Damn fucking right, pal!CJ wrote:Boy you really can be a grumpy old fart...Seraph wrote:Copypasting an ancient chain email attributed to John Cleese, AND neglecting to copypaste at least some of the replies that subsequently circulated constitutes a particularly lame start for a sockpuppet. Kindly pick up your act or fuck off.Her Majesty The Queen wrote:We have some improvements to suggest...
Don't blame me, though. Lame sockpuppets are lame
and annoying.
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Ewww, a lizard. Kill it with hammers 
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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When was Seraph bisected ... and why wasn't I told.CJ wrote:other half
no fences
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Sounds like the sorcerers apprentice to me.Charlou wrote:When was Seraph bisected ... and why wasn't I told.CJ wrote:other half
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