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Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
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Re: Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
Maybe this Putin fella isn't so bad after all...JimC wrote:Putin wants to utterly destroy 42. He doesn't care about any other Americans, just wants to annihilate 42...
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Re: Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
Putin want's to kill Bill Clinton?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
He'll have to pry my nukes from my cold, dead hands!JimC wrote:Putin wants to utterly destroy 42. He doesn't care about any other Americans, just wants to annihilate 42...
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Re: Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
pErvinalia wrote:But 42 loves his buddy Trump.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Re: Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
Well, if they do that, I'll never know it beyond saying "what the.......?"L'Emmerdeur wrote:Apparently the BBC revised their copy after somebody told them that the area of Florida depicted in the video is not actually the panhandle. That sentence is missing from the current version of the article.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Re: Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
He didn't like it when I called him out on the shooting and murder of a sweet transvestite, from transexual, Transylvania--ha ha!JimC wrote:It's nothing to do with American politics. 42 once insulted Putin in a nightclub in Transylvania, and its been churning him up ever since...pErvinalia wrote:But 42 loves his buddy Trump.
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Vladimir Putin in 1975, with hair.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Re: Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
It's Florida that swings the Presidential Election in a tight race.
It makes sense to point your nukes at them.
Having said that, most current Florida residents will be dead before the next election anyway.
It makes sense to point your nukes at them.
Having said that, most current Florida residents will be dead before the next election anyway.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Re: Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
Doesn't stop them from voting Democrat.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
He's going to drain the swamp.Forty Two wrote:pErvinalia wrote:But 42 loves his buddy Trump.
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Re: Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
Pretty sure I met that guy in a bar in Sighisoara in Romania. He was the bartender. The bar was in Dracula's (Vlad the Impaler) birth house.Forty Two wrote:He didn't like it when I called him out on the shooting and murder of a sweet transvestite, from transexual, Transylvania--ha ha!JimC wrote:It's nothing to do with American politics. 42 once insulted Putin in a nightclub in Transylvania, and its been churning him up ever since...pErvinalia wrote:But 42 loves his buddy Trump.
FACT!
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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