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Post by Scott1328 » Sun May 10, 2015 1:17 am

i'd have thought this forum would have had enough of rape jokes.
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Post by cronus » Sun May 10, 2015 1:45 am

Scott1328 wrote:i'd have thought this forum would have had enough of rape jokes.
Don't shoot the messenger. I'm not suggesting wasting a good bottle of beer as a arse bandit here. :read:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun May 10, 2015 2:02 am

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Scott1328 wrote:i'd have thought this forum would have had enough of rape jokes.
Don't shoot the messenger. I'm not suggesting wasting a good bottle of beer as a arse bandit here. :read:
Since when has Heineken been "a good bottle of beer"? :dunno:
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Post by Tero » Sun May 10, 2015 2:06 am

That's what happens when you give fancy beer to sailors. The kind sold in bottles.
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Post by Hermit » Sun May 10, 2015 4:01 am

Scott1328 wrote:i'd have thought this forum would have had enough of rape jokes.
Wrong forum. This is not A+. ;)
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 10, 2015 9:48 am

Scott1328 wrote:i'd have thought this forum would have had enough of rape jokes.
No way, MOAR rape jokes! It brings new members in! :awesome:
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Post by cronus » Sun May 10, 2015 10:24 am

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Scott1328 wrote:i'd have thought this forum would have had enough of rape jokes.
No way, MOAR rape jokes! It brings new members in! :awesome:
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Post by klr » Sun May 10, 2015 10:42 pm

What did Churchill say were the favourite traditions of the Royal Navy? Rum, sodomy and the lash.
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