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Re: Ban hammers

Post by Seth » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:46 am

NineBerry wrote:
Seth wrote:If you can, I agree. Even squishing one of the gang who is blocking your way would likely be deemed lawful self defense because you were in fear of your life. I'd say reverse the order slightly: Drive, call, photo.
That's because you are an old person. Us from the younger generations, we take a photo first. No matter what happens. We always take a photo first.
That's almost as stupid as talking when you should be shooting.
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Re: Ban hammers

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:17 am

Seth wrote:
NineBerry wrote:
Seth wrote:If you can, I agree. Even squishing one of the gang who is blocking your way would likely be deemed lawful self defense because you were in fear of your life. I'd say reverse the order slightly: Drive, call, photo.
That's because you are an old person. Us from the younger generations, we take a photo first. No matter what happens. We always take a photo first.
That's almost as stupid as talking when you should be shooting.
If you don't get into the habit of taking a photo first, you will never be photo-bombed by a raccoon and have your pic become an internet meme! FACT! :levi:
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Re: Ban hammers

Post by Seth » Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:57 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Seth wrote:
NineBerry wrote:
Seth wrote:If you can, I agree. Even squishing one of the gang who is blocking your way would likely be deemed lawful self defense because you were in fear of your life. I'd say reverse the order slightly: Drive, call, photo.
That's because you are an old person. Us from the younger generations, we take a photo first. No matter what happens. We always take a photo first.
That's almost as stupid as talking when you should be shooting.
If you don't get into the habit of taking a photo first, you will never be photo-bombed by a raccoon and have your pic become an internet meme! FACT! :levi:
I'm not a fan of being the subject of a posthumous internet meme.
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Re: Ban hammers

Post by piscator » Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:33 am

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Seth wrote:Bad tactical training and no gun...

When someone hits your car with a hammer, if you don't have a gun, don't stop.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!



What do you do when someone hits your car with a mag dump from an automatic weapon?
Exit the kill zone and/or return fire.


And...? :bored:

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Re: Ban hammers

Post by Seth » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:22 pm

piscator wrote:
Seth wrote:
piscator wrote:
Seth wrote:Bad tactical training and no gun...

When someone hits your car with a hammer, if you don't have a gun, don't stop.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!



What do you do when someone hits your car with a mag dump from an automatic weapon?
Exit the kill zone and/or return fire.


And...? :bored:
Repeat until the threat is neutralized.
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No Mr Bond...

Post by piscator » Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:16 am

See? You do have a sense of humor!

I'd wait til you were on the shitter or with a hooker, then I'd light up your SUV with a whole box of 7.62. Then I'd just drive off like, "Who? Me?"

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Post by Seth » Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:54 am

piscator wrote:See? You do have a sense of humor!

I'd wait til you were on the shitter or with a hooker, then I'd light up your SUV with a whole box of 7.62. Then I'd just drive off like, "Who? Me?"
Nobody said it was easy.
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Re: No Mr Bond...

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:49 am

piscator wrote:See? You do have a sense of humor!

I'd wait til you were on the shitter or with a hooker, then I'd light up your SUV with a whole box of 7.62. Then I'd just drive off like, "Who? Me?"
Seth never uses the shitter. Why do you think he's so full? :tea:
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Re: Ban hammers

Post by mistermack » Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:23 am

In this country, hammers are banned, as weapons. Fact.

If you carry one in public, it's a serious offence, unless you can demonstrate that you are carrying it as a tool. It's classed as carrying an offensive weapon.

And it's illegal to carry one as a defensive weapon. It's still classed as offensive. It's no legal excuse to claim that it's for self defence.
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Re: Ban hammers

Post by NineBerry » Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:24 am

Except when you are a Hammerite, then it is allowed for religious reasons.
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Re: Ban hammers

Post by Seth » Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:59 pm

mistermack wrote:In this country, hammers are banned, as weapons. Fact.

If you carry one in public, it's a serious offence, unless you can demonstrate that you are carrying it as a tool. It's classed as carrying an offensive weapon.
Around here, anything you use offensively for illegal purposes that can or does cause injury is classified as a weapon, including your car keys, your car, your boots, your fists and your cock.

The difference is that we let people have such things on the premise that most people aren't criminals and we presume that they won't use those items for criminal purposes, and we severely punish criminals who use anything, from a rock to a machine gun to commit a crime. It's called "freedom." Try it sometime.
And it's illegal to carry one as a defensive weapon. It's still classed as offensive. It's no legal excuse to claim that it's for self defence.
That's your government telling you that any criminal with a hammer (or a pair of Doc Martins) can beat you to death and you have no functional right to resist him because your government actually thinks of you as a criminal-in-waiting who will commit murder with a hammer merely because you are in possession of one. This is exactly the same sort of utterly insane logic that MrJonno spouts incessantly.

Fuckwits, the lot of you.
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Re: Ban hammers

Post by piscator » Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:44 am

mistermack wrote:In this country, hammers are banned, as weapons. Fact.

If you carry one in public, it's a serious offence, unless you can demonstrate that you are carrying it as a tool. It's classed as carrying an offensive weapon.

And it's illegal to carry one as a defensive weapon. It's still classed as offensive. It's no legal excuse to claim that it's for self defence.

In this country, you can be arrested for a large flathead screwdriver in your vehicle, or mopery even, if a cop wants to ruin your day.

Of course, our lords haven't seen fit to remove their burden of proof in the courts...But your day is still fucked up just as bad as if you were in the UK...


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