Christ is coming back!

[Svartalf]

Shit... I meant "why ARE chretins obsessed..."
I keep mistyping of late.

[Jesus_of_Nazareth]

It's nice to be missed

I am planning on touching you all individually - in your secret places

Don't tell anyone, it'll be our little secret - because you are all so special

[Svartalf]

Damn, and I wanted a video of Wanonkin on the Bus Santa... now, I have to wait till Xmas to have a chance to catch him.

[Jesus_of_Nazareth]

Damn, and I wanted a video of Wanonkin on the Bus Santa... now, I have to wait till Xmas to have a chance to catch him.

Santa is a pervert.

FACT.

[Svartalf]

And Jesus isn't a harem keeping gay guy

FACT

[Atheist-Lite]

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[Tero]

I have not had any JW come to the door so lately I have not been able to ask when he comes back. I was going to buy doughnuts in case he comes to visit.

[Tero]

He barely made a blip in Roman times, but them Christians seem to have been trouble in the year 64 already:

"Consequently, to get rid of the report, Nero fastened the guilt and inflicted the most exquisite tortures on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judæa, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the world find their centre and become popular. Accordingly, an arrest was first made of all who pleaded guilty; then, upon their information, an immense multitude was convicted, not so much of the crime of firing the city, as of hatred against mankind".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacitus_on_Christ

There you have it, burning and raising hell in Rome 30 years after the preacher was lynched. They never forget.

[Horwood Beer-Master]

...Well, here we are, 2000 years later, and morons are still getting convinced that Jesus is coming back and that they'll be seeing it and that Revelations is a true prophecy that applies to events they are living through rather than bald lies or the ravings of a lunatic...

How comes that so many are convinced of that crap?..

"If you can wait two thousand years for Jesus Christ to come an' 'e no come, then I can wait more than nineteen years for John" - 'Sam', a follower of John Frum cargo-cult.

He's in Burger King at Keele services.

Someone should tell him of the little back-road connecting Keele services to Three Mile Lane - He's only a relatively short walk away from a proper meal and a pint in the Sneyd Arms.

[Robert_S]

Shit... I meant "why ARE chretins obsessed..."
I keep mistyping of late.

Because they do not want to believe that they won't get to see the Grand Finale. They had great miracles and wonders in the distant past, but today they must make do with toast and stains on concrete.

[Svartalf]

He barely made a blip in Roman times, but them Christians seem to have been trouble in the year 64 already:

"Consequently, to get rid of the report, Nero fastened the guilt and inflicted the most exquisite tortures on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judæa, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the world find their centre and become popular. Accordingly, an arrest was first made of all who pleaded guilty; then, upon their information, an immense multitude was convicted, not so much of the crime of firing the city, as of hatred against mankind".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacitus_on_Christ

There you have it, burning and raising hell in Rome 30 years after the preacher was lynched. They never forget.

You know that the chretins had nothing to do with the Great Fire of Rome in 63... Nero repressed them for any number of reasons (including the fact that their refusal of Imperial Cult made them a seditious element), but actual guilt never entered the picture.

[Tero]

OK, not so active rebels. But rebels in any case.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

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