hardcore believersDries van Tonder wrote:From my experience, Jesus (God) is in prison. That's where most people find him![]()
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mistermack wrote:Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."
Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land.."
Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
They told this here back in the Early 80s except in was "more than 20 years ago" and JFK and Reagan, and ended with "sometimes I wish I was a dog and Reagan was a tree."
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True, and amazingly, it sometimes helps to get them out early.Dries van Tonder wrote: From my experience, Jesus (God) is in prison. That's where most people find him![]()
Which proves that he really exists !!!
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