Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Getting Divorced

[Gawd]

And, thanks to google...

NSFW:

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

That's a fake dildo. Notice how Arnold's body is all waxed and hairless except for his ding dong area. And also notice that he has no balls in that picture, supporting my claim that his steroid use shrunk his balls to the size of raisins. And with that much hair in his nether regions, that is likely where he rubs on his testosterone cream. And don't trust magazine photos, they are as likely to be airbrushed as the American gov is likely to destroy evidence.

[Coito ergo sum]

Looks like a real penis, with balls, to me. But, then again, you may have more up close experience than I do.

[Ian]

Can't even discuss Ahnold's pubes without griping about the evil American government, eh Gawd?

It was the 1970s. I'll cut him some slack for not being too well trimmed. Apparently nobody was back then.

[Gawd]

Looks like a real penis, with balls, to me. But, then again, you may have more up close experience than I do.

Don't know about that. You Americans have much more experience in faking things.

[Coito ergo sum]

Can't even discuss Ahnold's pubes without griping about the evil American government, eh Gawd?

It was the 1970s. I'll cut him some slack for not being too well trimmed. Apparently nobody was back then.

Penises don't just come out of nowhere, Ian. The US supplied Schwarzenegger with a penis, knowing he would need one in order to appear manly enough to be governor of California. It was all part of the plan. Schwarzenegger was and may well still be a womanizer, and therefore the US is behind all womanizing.

[Coito ergo sum]

Looks like a real penis, with balls, to me. But, then again, you may have more up close experience than I do.

Don't know about that. You Americans have much more experience in faking things.

We have more experience with your mom.

[Gawd]

Can't even discuss Ahnold's pubes without griping about the evil American government, eh Gawd?

It was the 1970s. I'll cut him some slack for not being too well trimmed. Apparently nobody was back then.

He waxed his entire body and doesn't even trim down there? Give me a break. Ahnold is hiding his plastic attachment down there.

[Feck]

Looks like a real penis, with balls, to me. But, then again, you may have more up close experience than I do.

Don't know about that. You Americans have much more experience in faking things.

Do you mean like when Mo'hamhead 'split the moon in two' ?

[Gawd]

Looks like a real penis, with balls, to me. But, then again, you may have more up close experience than I do.

Don't know about that. You Americans have much more experience in faking things.

Do you mean like when Mo'hamhead 'split the moon in two' ?

No, I mean like when Obama dumped bin Laden's body into the ocean and expects everyone to believe the American version of events.

[Ian]

Can't even discuss Ahnold's pubes without griping about the evil American government, eh Gawd?

It was the 1970s. I'll cut him some slack for not being too well trimmed. Apparently nobody was back then.

Penises don't just come out of nowhere, Ian. The US supplied Schwarzenegger with a penis, knowing he would need one in order to appear manly enough to be governor of California. It was all part of the plan. Schwarzenegger was and may well still be a womanizer, and therefore the US is behind all womanizing.

One of my former girlfriends bumped into him on 57th St. in Manhattan, about 20 yrs ago. Literally bumped... they walked into each other near Planet Hollywood. And as she said "Oh, sorry!" he replied with "That's quite alright." He didn't grope her or anything. Therefore he's not a groping womanizer. Therefore the reputation that he is must be part of some nefarious government plot, probably to make him seem more human so that he'd have more voter support when he ran for governor. It all makes sense.

[Coito ergo sum]

Looks like a real penis, with balls, to me. But, then again, you may have more up close experience than I do.

Don't know about that. You Americans have much more experience in faking things.

Do you mean like when Mo'hamhead 'split the moon in two' ?

No, I mean like when Obama dumped bin Laden's body into the ocean and expects everyone to believe the American version of events.

Nobody gives a fuck what you or anyone like you believes about it.

The scumbag is dead, and whether he slipped on a bar of soap or was forced to eat a ham sandwich while being shot by Navy SEALs, he's still dead. I bet the sharks won't eat him because of how filthy he was. He's just rotting at the bottom of the ocean being eaten by slimy creatures.

[Bella Fortuna]

Can't even discuss Ahnold's pubes without griping about the evil American government, eh Gawd?

It was the 1970s. I'll cut him some slack for not being too well trimmed. Apparently nobody was back then.

He waxed his entire body and doesn't even trim down there? Give me a break. Ahnold is hiding his plastic attachment down there.

That's how he smuggled teh Joos in to help him with his Hollywood career. It was a Trojan penis.

[Gawd]

Can't even discuss Ahnold's pubes without griping about the evil American government, eh Gawd?

It was the 1970s. I'll cut him some slack for not being too well trimmed. Apparently nobody was back then.

Penises don't just come out of nowhere, Ian. The US supplied Schwarzenegger with a penis, knowing he would need one in order to appear manly enough to be governor of California. It was all part of the plan. Schwarzenegger was and may well still be a womanizer, and therefore the US is behind all womanizing.

One of my former girlfriends bumped into him on 57th St. in Manhattan, about 20 yrs ago. Literally bumped... they walked into each other near Planet Hollywood. And as she said "Oh, sorry!" he replied with "That's quite alright." He didn't grope her or anything. Therefore he's not a groping womanizer. Therefore the reputation that he is must be part of some nefarious government plot, probably to make him seem more human so that he'd have more voter support when he ran for governor. It all makes sense.

Maybe it was because......oh, how to put it politely......Ahnold thinks your girlfriend is ugly.

[Coito ergo sum]

Can't even discuss Ahnold's pubes without griping about the evil American government, eh Gawd?

It was the 1970s. I'll cut him some slack for not being too well trimmed. Apparently nobody was back then.

He waxed his entire body and doesn't even trim down there? Give me a break. Ahnold is hiding his plastic attachment down there.

That's how he smuggled teh Joos in to help him with his Hollywood career. It was a Trojan penis.

Maybe it's because Joos have bigger cocks than Mooslims. In fact, Joos have cocks and Mooslims have "little winkies." That's why the Mooslims are so pissed off these days. They get no trim from a more discerning feminine public. And, that explains why they dream of 72 virgins in their Mooslim heaven. Heaven to a Mooslim is all eternity with women who have no basis for comparison.

[Ian]

Can't even discuss Ahnold's pubes without griping about the evil American government, eh Gawd?

It was the 1970s. I'll cut him some slack for not being too well trimmed. Apparently nobody was back then.

Penises don't just come out of nowhere, Ian. The US supplied Schwarzenegger with a penis, knowing he would need one in order to appear manly enough to be governor of California. It was all part of the plan. Schwarzenegger was and may well still be a womanizer, and therefore the US is behind all womanizing.

One of my former girlfriends bumped into him on 57th St. in Manhattan, about 20 yrs ago. Literally bumped... they walked into each other near Planet Hollywood. And as she said "Oh, sorry!" he replied with "That's quite alright." He didn't grope her or anything. Therefore he's not a groping womanizer. Therefore the reputation that he is must be part of some nefarious government plot, probably to make him seem more human so that he'd have more voter support when he ran for governor. It all makes sense.

Maybe it was because......oh, how to put it politely......Ahnold thinks your girlfriend is ugly.

Thanks for being polite. I know it's difficult sometimes.
But no way was Stephanie ugly, even for Ahnuld's tastes.