we only have blue onesMysturji wrote:Did somebody mention waffles?amok wrote:I'm not sure if I'll fit in, because most of you guys seem so , um, certain. I'm a bit more of a waffler, and I realize from reading over the past few weeks that that could get me bitch-slapped - ha! But what the hell, here I am. Hi!
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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Hello amok 
Do you mind, I'm eatingAzathoth wrote:we only have blue onesMysturji wrote:Did somebody mention waffles?amok wrote:I'm not sure if I'll fit in, because most of you guys seem so , um, certain. I'm a bit more of a waffler, and I realize from reading over the past few weeks that that could get me bitch-slapped - ha! But what the hell, here I am. Hi!
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Welcome amok! 
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How often do we scare people off before the welcome thread is even over? 
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I think we're at about 96% now.rachelbean wrote:How often do we scare people off before the welcome thread is even over?
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At least we don't ask them to get their tits out straight away any more.Bella Fortuna wrote:I think we're at about 96% now.rachelbean wrote:How often do we scare people off before the welcome thread is even over?
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Our return rate was about 80% back then.Pappa wrote:At least we don't ask them to get their tits out straight away any more.Bella Fortuna wrote:I think we're at about 96% now.rachelbean wrote:How often do we scare people off before the welcome thread is even over?
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Hi amok! You'll fit in, just look for a likely crack.
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105% of the time.rachelbean wrote:How often do we scare people off before the welcome thread is even over?
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Hello again everyone, and thanks so much for the welcomes. I had a bit of an issue signing on after my first foray, and almost gave up.
Don't I feel like a right muppet for missing the "Do you run, amok?" remark! Honest, I do have a sense of humour! Maybe not the sharpest needle in the haystack, but not as bad as that bit of stupidity suggests! Ha! I was just a bit nervous.
Carry on.
Don't I feel like a right muppet for missing the "Do you run, amok?" remark! Honest, I do have a sense of humour! Maybe not the sharpest needle in the haystack, but not as bad as that bit of stupidity suggests! Ha! I was just a bit nervous.
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No need to feel nervous. If you're worried about making yourself look foolish, we have experts that can show you all kinds of ways to do that.amok wrote:Hello again everyone, and thanks so much for the welcomes. I had a bit of an issue signing on after my first foray, and almost gave up.
Don't I feel like a right muppet for missing the "Do you run, amok?" remark! Honest, I do have a sense of humour! Maybe not the sharpest needle in the haystack, but not as bad as that bit of stupidity suggests! Ha! I was just a bit nervous.
Carry on.
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Derp.Gawdzilla wrote:No need to feel nervous. If you're worried about making yourself look foolish, we have experts that can show you all kinds of ways to do that.amok wrote:Hello again everyone, and thanks so much for the welcomes. I had a bit of an issue signing on after my first foray, and almost gave up.
Don't I feel like a right muppet for missing the "Do you run, amok?" remark! Honest, I do have a sense of humour! Maybe not the sharpest needle in the haystack, but not as bad as that bit of stupidity suggests! Ha! I was just a bit nervous.
Carry on.
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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