New Bible is too liberal for fundies.

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Re: New Bible is too liberal for fundies.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:04 pm

klr wrote:
Feck wrote:
Geoff wrote:I don't see what the big deal is with this new one, there are already about 50 (or more) different versions in existence.

I do like this bit, though:
"We have to be very careful about how we go about this, because we don't want to change the word of God easily or quickly," said Douglas J. Moo, chairman of the New International Version translation committee.
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Here are a few helpful suggestions:

Get rid of all the "X begat Y" crap in the OT.
Condense the four gospels into one.
Get rid of at least 30 other books - no-one bothers with them anyway. :tea:
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Re: New Bible is too liberal for fundies.

Post by surreptitious57 » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:07 pm

Feck wrote:The bible is mostly a lie, it's interpretation is a fucking joke . It's moral lessons are dripping in blood and hypocrisy and that's just Genesis and Exodus ....
It is also incomplete. The Gospels of Mary, Judas, Thomas and Philip are missing.
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Re: New Bible is too liberal for fundies.

Post by Thinking Aloud » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:09 pm

klr wrote:Here are a few helpful suggestions:

Get rid of all the "X begat Y" crap in the OT.
Condense the four gospels into one.
Get rid of at least 30 other books - no-one bothers with them anyway. :tea:
Can you imagine the arguments that would go into fitting the four gospels together?
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Re: New Bible is too liberal for fundies.

Post by klr » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:14 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
klr wrote:Here are a few helpful suggestions:

Get rid of all the "X begat Y" crap in the OT.
Condense the four gospels into one.
Get rid of at least 30 other books - no-one bothers with them anyway. :tea:
Can you imagine the arguments that would go into fitting the four gospels together?
Exactly ... it would keep them busy for years and years and years and ... :demon:

Either that, or they'd come to blows - or worse - about it. Especially if someone tries to bring in the apocrypha.

Yup, the gospels are definitely not ... gospel. :hehe:
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Re: New Bible is too liberal for fundies.

Post by egbert » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:25 pm

This is the best....
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Re: New Bible is too liberal for fundies.

Post by .Morticia. » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:29 pm

I read somewhere the sin of Gomorrah was that the women rode cow girl.

Can any one back that up?
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Re: New Bible is too liberal for fundies.

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:32 pm

.Morticia. wrote:I read somewhere the sin of Gomorrah was that the women rode cow girl.

Can any one back that up?
I was there I think. :shock:
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Re: New Bible is too liberal for fundies.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:34 pm

Cowgirl is fun! The boobies get more attention, something everybody likes.
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