Did the Virgin Mary take it up the shitter?

[devogue]

If he fucked her up the shitter while fisting her pussy, she'd technically still be a virgin, right?

Ah, I see you've read Clinton's diaries as well.

[Horwood Beer-Master]

...I lived in Texas - fucking state

....It's posts like that which tip me out of my atheist box for a split second, have me gasping for air while tears well in my eyes.

We're all going to hell. I just know it.

Silly fucking cat-lick

[Svartalf]

I don't know if that might have happened to mary (though the explanation of how semen might have translated from rear to front still is pretty far fetched), but it's widely rumored that's the way Joan of Arc stayed a technical virgin while having pretty "close" relationships with several of her captains, particularly Gilles de Retz

[GenesForLife]

Would a rectourethral fistula explain that?

[Svartalf]

I don't think so... it would explain a major E coli urinary infection, but I doubt it would explain rectally inserted semen finding its way up the genital tract proper.

[Tigger]

@ all
See, we atheists think here. Instead of blind acceptance, we ask "how is it possible, scientifically?"