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Post by Tero » Sun Oct 02, 2022 9:24 pm

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I drive through there in daytime. I think I know the tree!

LINCOLN, Neb. (KLKN) – Six people were killed early Sunday morning after a crash near 56th and Randolph Streets.

The crash happened around 2:10 a.m., according to Lincoln Police.

When officers arrived, they saw that an eastbound vehicle had hit a tree, police say.

Five male occupants of the vehicle were pronounced dead at the scene, according to police.

The driver was 22 years old. One passenger was 21, one was 23 and two victims were 22 years old.
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Post by Tero » Sun Oct 02, 2022 9:51 pm

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The tree 10 years ago.
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Post by Tero » Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:57 pm

Never take bodies out of state! With a broken tail light you mught be suspected of smuggling dope.
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Post by Tero » Wed Oct 26, 2022 1:06 am

Florida meat theft ring arrested
https://www.1011now.com/2022/10/25/lanc ... heft-ring/

They operated in the midwest and great plains
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:20 am

wow, that's grand theft if I ever saw it... do you know to whom the loot was resold, or for what use they aimed it?
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Post by JimC » Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:10 am

They ain't got nothin' on the "Great Vegan Onion Rustlers"... :tea:
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Oct 26, 2022 4:15 am

:lol: :stir:
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Post by Tero » Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:24 am

Svartalf wrote:
Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:20 am
wow, that's grand theft if I ever saw it... do you know to whom the loot was resold, or for what use they aimed it?
No details yet.
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Post by Tero » Thu Nov 10, 2022 9:15 pm

Body from Texas. Driver got to Nebraska.
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Post by Tero » Fri Nov 11, 2022 1:22 pm

Escaped murdered with ankle monitor helps capture himself
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by acting stupid.
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Post by Tero » Tue Nov 15, 2022 3:50 pm

Covid ruined a trial:
The initial trial for Rush was delayed due to a COVID-19 outbreak in the courtroom and resulted in a mistrial. During that trial, Rush’s defense argued that he wasn’t even in Lincoln at the time of the shooting.

Rush could face up to life in prison and will be sentenced on Dec. 29.
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Post by Tero » Mon Nov 21, 2022 9:12 pm

Young man inept at crime.
https://www.1011now.com/2022/11/21/okla ... ng-garage/
He put his fingers where it was easy to deal with him.
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Post by Tero » Fri Nov 25, 2022 10:58 pm

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This was the location. Bar, church and convenience store. What was the argument? There is no internet, interstate (drugs) is 50 miles away.
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Post by Tero » Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:19 am

I thought they just chopped them up
https://www.1011now.com/2022/11/28/nort ... er-thefts/
I guess the catalytic conventers need some auto shop as middle man.

Now they have to keep records.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Svartalf » Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:35 am

Looks more like he took them from the thieves to resell them.
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