Men - Are you conscious?

[HomerJay]

[Atheist-Lite]

I can better appreciate why some women view all men as liars now, thanks.

[devogue]

What a load of fucking bollocks.

[Mr P]

Dear woman, how long would you last with one of these guys before you beat him to death with the frying pan?

[Animavore]

Dear Arseholes,

Come sniffing around my sister with that sickening shit and try mooch your way into my family I will, after I've finished laughing at you the way one does at a drenched chihuahua, I will bouce cotton balls so hard off your head your memories will fall out in similar fashion to a shaken EtchA Sketch.
I would rather she went out with a chestnut headed brute who beats her for every 'wrong' answer because he would be more semblance of a man than you two baby pukes and the STIs he gives her are preferable to the intellectual diabetes your runt-of-the-litter philosophy induces.

Yours, face-palmingly, Ani.

[Atheist-Lite]

There is potential here but the idea needs some work. There needs to be a clear alpha male in the vid to act as a umbrella of reassurance. These look leaderless and women don't like men who have no leader(ship) - hence their love for men in uniforms.

[HomerJay]

I found an update for the modern man

[Animavore]

Here's their website.
http://consciousmen.com/
Men with penises need not apply.

[Mr P]

I found an update for the modern man

[Mr P]

Here's their website.
http://consciousmen.com/
Men with penises need not apply.

I think it's a thinly veiled doms and subs site.

[stripes4]

I can better appreciate why some women view all men as liars now, thanks.

I suppose a rough shag and a spank would be out the question then!!

[Animavore]

That General Zod/weasel looking guy has been on Oprah and everything http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Hendricks

His name is 'Gay'.

[hadespussercats]

Dear woman, how long would you last with one of these guys before you beat him to death with the frying pan?

Four minutes, fifty seconds.

I feel so validated, knowing that I am fully characterized by some woo-woo connection to the earth that men don't experience (how is that exactly?), and that I respect feelings and intuition, but you know, facts, data, those are all so... masculine. My little girly brain can't handle real information-- I just want to emote.

This tape sounds like every pick-up line I got when I spent my summers in Santa Fe.

And yeah, thanks for apologizing for millennia of rape and prostitution and abuse. Because every man alive today was somehow responsible for that, and a wussy New-Age apology really does a lot to fix the actual repression and abuse of women that continues to happen around the globe while these patchouli-scented losers get in touch with their feminine energies.

/rant.

[Mr P]

Dear woman, how long would you last with one of these guys before you beat him to death with the frying pan?

Four minutes, fifty seconds.

I feel so validated, knowing that I am fully characterized by some woo-woo connection to the earth that men don't experience (how is that exactly?), and that I respect feelings and intuition, but you know, facts, data, those are all so... masculine. My little girly brain can't handle real information-- I just want to emote.

This tape sounds like every pick-up line I got when I spent my summers in Santa Fe.

And yeah, thanks for apologizing for millennia of rape and prostitution and abuse. Because every man alive today was somehow responsible for that, and a wussy New-Age apology really does a lot to fix the actual repression and abuse of women that continues to happen around the globe while these patchouli-scented losers get in touch with their feminine energies.

/rant.

I think I love you

[Animavore]

I don't. It's women like you turn men into that