About me: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in each hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote:
One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
About me: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in each hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Another contender from the same guy Marcos Flores who i posted before is quickly becoming a Adelaide United hero.
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote:
One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
Wins it for me. The team he did it against, the power he managed to get in it, and it being the first shot Rooney fired all game, in the 76th minute... And Hart didn't move, which is usually a sign of it being an outstanding finish.
Wins it for me. The team he did it against, the power he managed to get in it, and it being the first shot Rooney fired all game, in the 76th minute... And Hart didn't move, which is usually a sign of it being an outstanding finish.
Pure class.
The goal is spoiled by the fact that Rooney is a whoremongering cunt.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
Wins it for me. The team he did it against, the power he managed to get in it, and it being the first shot Rooney fired all game, in the 76th minute... And Hart didn't move, which is usually a sign of it being an outstanding finish.
Pure class.
Why did Peter Crouch get mentioned in the commentary?
This Raul Meireles effort against Wolves a few weeks ago was also quite tasty.
EDIT:
Eriku wrote:
... And Hart didn't move, which is usually a sign of it being an outstanding finish.
He was trying to stare it around the post, like the goalkeepers in the old Pathé newsreel clips.
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