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Man Charged With Attempting To Cut Off Neighbor’s Toes...

Post by Evabot » Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:57 am

And Scalp To “Collect His Soul”.....Finally, something interesting happens. And on that note, where are all the serial killers? :thinks:


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Re: Man Charged With Attempting To Cut Off Neighbor’s Toes..

Post by JimC » Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:12 am

Silly man! :nono:

Everybody knows that you have to shave someones head, drill holes in their skull, implant many electrodes connected to an apparatus designed by a mad scientist, then you can suck out the soul... :twisted:
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Re: Man Charged With Attempting To Cut Off Neighbor’s Toes..

Post by Azathoth » Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:30 am

Evabot wrote: And on that note, where are all the serial killers? :thinks:
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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Re: Man Charged With Attempting To Cut Off Neighbor’s Toes..

Post by Evabot » Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:32 am

i'll be the victim!
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Re: Man Charged With Attempting To Cut Off Neighbor’s Toes..

Post by Azathoth » Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:45 am

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Re: Man Charged With Attempting To Cut Off Neighbor’s Toes..

Post by Rum » Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:47 am

That reminds me - time for breakfast!

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