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by cowiz » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:04 pm
It's not fair. I want one of my very own
In b4 "because you're not welcome"
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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by stripes4 » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:07 pm
Oh did i have one? You really are a spoilt little shit aren't you? If I poked my finger into a fire, would you?

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by Bella Fortuna » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:08 pm
Can we have a "You're welcome to leave" thread for him?
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:09 pm
stripes4 wrote:Oh did i have one? You really are a spoilt little shit aren't you? If I poked my finger into a fire, would you?

We err... don't like to encourage pawiz to poke his finger in too many places. He tends to get carried away.

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by Ian » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:10 pm
It's because twats are always welcome at Ratz. No thread is warranted.
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by stripes4 » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:11 pm
I'm a twat and he's trying to get rid of me!!

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by Svartalf » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:14 pm
Well, I thought you did like I did, CHOSE not to have one, because one hates to be made to feel all nooby and that stuff
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by Svartalf » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:14 pm
stripes4 wrote:I'm a twat and he's trying to get rid of me!!

you golt a twat and I have business to do there
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by stripes4 » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:50 pm
Svartalf wrote:stripes4 wrote:I'm a twat and he's trying to get rid of me!!

you golt a twat and I have business to do there
No one does their business on MY twat

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by Svartalf » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:06 pm

I walked right into that one did I not?
Pleez forgive this silly foreigner

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by stripes4 » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:13 pm
Svartalf wrote:
I walked right into that one did I not?
Pleez forgive this silly foreigner

I cannot forgive you. Your comments caused me no distress, therefore there is nothing to forgive. If you were an important person in my life, your words may have had an impact, or caused me to have some sort of emotional reaction. Fortunately, this is not the case. I am unmoved, and unaffected by your comments. Thankyou for reading this far. Please send me some money. Goodbye

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by Feck » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:15 pm
pawiz wrote: "because you're not welcome"

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by Don't Panic » Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:06 pm
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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by Don't Panic » Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:06 pm
pawiz wrote:It's not fair. I want one of my very own
In b4 "because you're not welcome"
Liar.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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by stripes4 » Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:09 pm
Well well well. Looks like someone is telling porky pies and won't be going to heaven...

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