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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by PairOfFeet » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:26 am

So I can cross out god and put FSM on my dollars if I wanted to?
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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:33 am

PairOfFeet wrote:So I can cross out god and put FSM on my dollars if I wanted to?
Sure, why not? :dono: I've just been circle-with-a-lining the word on my bills.
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Post by PairOfFeet » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:36 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
PairOfFeet wrote:So I can cross out god and put FSM on my dollars if I wanted to?
Sure, why not? :dono: I've just been circle-with-a-lining the word on my bills.
Oohh, I can't wait.
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- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by hadespussercats » Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:47 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I assume this is strictly for Americans, as I'm not aware of any other country having the issue.

Remove "God" from your money! That's about it, really. :dono: :hehe:

Do any of you do this, or have you done it? I wish I could post a smiley on my money... :pawiz:

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I don't know if de-godding my money is worth the time. On the other hand, it might not take too long-- I don't have that much.
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Post by Mysturji » Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:10 pm

Feck wrote:I've Robert the Bruce on some and mouse on others .
Robert the Mouse? :think:
I de-godded a couple of hundred bucks when I was in the US last year.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:12 pm

hadespussercats wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I assume this is strictly for Americans, as I'm not aware of any other country having the issue.

Remove "God" from your money! That's about it, really. :dono: :hehe:

Do any of you do this, or have you done it? I wish I could post a smiley on my money... :pawiz:

http://lava.net/~hcssc/godlessmoney.html

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Wow! Defacing money is a federal offense-- what if they track you down, you godless anarchist? (I kid.)
I don't know if de-godding my money is worth the time. On the other hand, it might not take too long-- I don't have that much.
Don't worry, mine have mostly been ones. :lol:

And as a non-sequitur: I live for flavoured coffee creamer. :shifty:
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Post by orpheus » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:41 pm

Just de-godded lots of bills. There's something very satisfying about it. A red Flair felt-tip pen works nicely. I'm going to look for a stamp, though. Maybe I'll have to have one that small custom made.
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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by Tigger » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:46 am

I want to de-God some money!
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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:10 pm

Tigger wrote:I want to de-God some money!
Send me all your money and I will... err... god it for you. You can then have all the fun of de-godding it... eventually.*











* Or perhaps never.
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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by Tigger » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:19 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Tigger wrote:I want to de-God some money!
Send me all your money and I will... err... god it for you. You can then have all the fun of de-godding it... eventually.*

* Or perhaps never.
I can see a flaw with that. :think:
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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:22 pm

Tigger wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Tigger wrote:I want to de-God some money!
Send me all your money and I will... err... god it for you. You can then have all the fun of de-godding it... eventually.*

* Or perhaps never.
I can see a flaw with that. :think:
listen mate you atheists and all yours flaws are only cos you has not read the book and say hi to big allan. now give me moneys. :biggrin:
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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:28 pm

If I had a narrow enough pen I'd make it say "In Allan We Trust." :levi:
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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by Tigger » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:36 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:If I had a narrow enough pen I'd make it say "In Allan We Trust." :levi:
If you had a narrow enough mind, you'd believe what's on the notes in the first place. :biggrin:
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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by Jack Rawlinson » Sat May 08, 2010 9:51 pm

I don't need to de-God my money. My money looks like this:

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Re: De-God Your Money

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat May 08, 2010 10:07 pm

:cry: I hate you.
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