Only in America

[laklak]

It's to enforce social distancing.

If you need to increase the distance, put down the 9mm and pick up the .30-06.

[Tero]

But you are in Florida. It's illegal to fire warning shots. You can only shoot to kill. 6 ft: no shooting. 5 ft: shoot to kill.

[Sean Hayden]

-shotgun for me thanks. I'm not too proud.

[laklak]

-shotgun for me thanks. I'm not too proud.

I got that too. I'm fuckin' pre-pared, y'all.

All else fails I got one of them chain saws on the end of a long pole. Most use 'em for trimming trees but they work on people, too.

[pErvinalia]

But you are in Florida. It's illegal to fire warning shots. You can only shoot to kill. 6 ft: no shooting. 5 ft: shoot to kill.

[Tero]

Man shoots neighbor's dog, attacking the owner, arrow goes thru...
https://fox42kptm.com/news/nation-world ... say-police

[Joe]

Gun store sales surge amid COVID-19 pandemic

While COVID-19 has most businesses shuttered, the gun and gun supply store business is booming.

"We're about four times where we'd normally be this year. A lot of them are looking at economical handguns, handgun ammo," said Rothweiler.

"Three main things have been crazy right now are magazines, ammunition [and a] plate carrier with what's considered level four armor," said Milberg.

Customers like Stacey Hovis lined up with almost a dozen other customers outside Mid America Arms Thursday morning. He said he's willing to forego social distancing for a sense of security in what he fears are uncertain times.

"I feel a lot more at ease knowing I've got that kind of weapon in the event of some unforeseen situation," said Hovis.

Some part of me wonders if it's to protect all the toilet paper.

[Seabass]

He who controls the toilet paper controls the universe!

[JimC]

Those guns may finally come in handy, to suicide in a ruined, apocalyptic America...

[Scot Dutchy]

He who controls the toilet paper controls the universe!

Never use the stuff nor do millions of Japanese.

[pErvinalia]

Yes, we don't need to hear about your bidet again.

[Tero]

Yeah, blow it up your ass!

[JimC]

[Sean Hayden]

[Hermit]