Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
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She uncrossed her legs and let the cool breeze blow up her cavernous vagina.
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Or, she uncrossed her legs and let the winds blow.
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Or, when unsure, keep the legs crossed and lean away from it.
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
It was with an air of mild disgruntlement that Bertrand noticed the windowsill had weathered badly that summer, and would no doubt need repainting before the winter set in, as his unbalanced bulk continued over the threshold on his inevitable journey towards the pavement five stories below.
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The fullback's legs churned as he carried a pile of defenders into the end zone for the winning score. I started to leap to my feet to cheer, and realized yet again: I no longer had feet, didn't like football, and only watched because I couldn't change the channel, my hands having joined my feet and the rest of my body in death the day before.
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"Well, well then, um, as Plutarch might say, um, what we need is a scapegoat! Aha" blathered the Prime Minister. "Wouldn't horses be faster?" asked the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster.
Oh sorry, you said fiction, didn't you?
Oh sorry, you said fiction, didn't you?
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We'll settle for plausible deniability, the next best thing.
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It trousers were the measure of a man then Stanley was coming up short.
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Lester 'Bumtic', not for any insect therein, but rather for the grotesque way his buttocks would randomly clench, which, given his ample cheek, was sadly always visible through the folds of his pants.
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It was later than I was accustomed, but still before midnight, five minutes till to be exact, and all was quiet, too quiet.
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This isn't bad, which means it's no good for our purposes! Try harder, think dumb thoughts.Joe wrote: ↑Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:43 pmThe fullback's legs churned as he carried a pile of defenders into the end zone for the winning score. I started to leap to my feet to cheer, and realized yet again: I no longer had feet, didn't like football, and only watched because I couldn't change the channel, my hands having joined my feet and the rest of my body in death the day before.
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Awww man!!! I can't even be dumb enough!
Here, I'll steal someone else's dumbness:
Here, I'll steal someone else's dumbness:
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--he's a fucking virus man!
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The gaunt figure waved his arms like an evil windmill in a malevolent gale.
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