Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
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Captain Leslie Frothington-Smythe, RAF ace, keyed his throat mike as he watched the cold, grey waters of the English Channel just meters under the wings of his stricken Spitfire, and called Freddy 'Bubbles' Worthington, his wingman, former fag at Eton, and most loyal friend, who had faithfully followed only yards behind his smoking fighter since they were jumped by two Hun BF-109s who appeared out of the sun just over the Belgian coast, and said "This could be it Bubbles, rum luck and all that, make sure you tell Penelope, well, you know, old man".
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--I'm tearing up.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a WiFi.
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It was a normal day: I got plain bagels, cream cheese, pears and a can of generic cat food for Spot, my three legged cat.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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It was a dull, miserable day in September, and the clocks were striking twelfty-six.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"I say, Bertie!" Biggles ejaculated.
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"Aaaaaaarrrgh!" exclaimed the privateer
"Nay, be it arrrgh" replied the pirate.
"Oh all right, I'll get the next round" said the buccaneer
"Nay, be it arrrgh" replied the pirate.
"Oh all right, I'll get the next round" said the buccaneer
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"Where's your buccaneers?" asked Major McTavish of the notorious pirate leader Pink Pete, who at that moment writhed fruitlessly amid a hasty lash of sail rope that bound him like a seething pile of spawning vipers. "Under me buccing hat!" the erstwhile privateer replied, punctuating a further expletive with a defiant gob upon the Major's polished left boot for good measure.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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A roaches guts, a bum hair tickle, by the devil's hand I make this man's cock a warty pickle!
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It was a hot and humid day
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Bear Savage, the great white hunter, scanned the African darkness. "It's quiet", he said, "too quiet".
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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