For Clerks fans

[Tero]

The side kick is a guy named Mewes. "He is now happily married with a child" since 2010. Reword that a bit?



Mewes as Clit Commander
https://youtu.be/bB51NCcvuMs

[Tero]

List of films here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Smith#Filmography

[Tero]

oh boy, this is endless

Gathering a group of acquaintances and hired help as the cast and crew, they decide to film a pornographic Star Wars parody, entitled Star Whores. Delaney, the film's producer and Zack's co-worker, rents film equipment and a building to use as a studio. When they return to the studio after the first night of filming, the building is being demolished, with all the equipment and costumes inside. They are told that the man that rented it to them had run off with the money. Later at the coffee shop where Zack works, he realizes that his boss threatened to install a hidden camera, which Zack finds and decides to use to replace their lost film equipment. Zack retools his film to take place in the coffee shop, revamping the film to one with a coffee shop motif, Swallow My Cockuccino. The group shoots the film after hours.

Despite their insistence that they would not let sex with each other affect their friendship, Zack and Miri soon develop romantic feelings for each other.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zack_and_ ... ke_a_Porno

[Cunt]

This is where I firsts heard of the Dutch Rudder.

I always think of it when Scot Dutchy writes something.

Have you seen the original ending? Or the commercial version?

[pErvinalia]

I love Clerks.

One of the funniest things I've ever heard was Kevin Smith doing the voice over commentary of a movie (remember those things used to be on the DVD version). I can't quite remember which one it was, but I think it was School of Rock.

[Cunt]

There was another movie, Alien Sex Party, which was about an Adult Video Shop, and the characters went on a run to the store and saw the Clerks. They had a conversation about bestiality. If I recall correctly, Randall was against it on grounds of animal abuse, but the lady from the adult video shop offered that a dog that willingly licks, enjoys a voluntary role in the experience.
As with most philosophical discussions, in never really reaches a resolution.