The Incident Of Depp's Missing Finger
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He got half of her assets too though.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Amber Heard is 30, and Depp is 53. He's been acting for as long as she's been alive. The split by the court would include half of even his premarital assets. If they settled, it might be different, but basically, she's demanding millions of dollars for a few months of marriage. The patriarchy, strikes again.Brian Peacock wrote:He got half of her assets too though.
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A succession of call girls would have been cheaper...
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Sure would have. That was Charlie Sheen's M.O.
Depp was blinded by pussy. Can happen to anybody.
Depp was blinded by pussy. Can happen to anybody.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Goddamn, she gave it all away to charity. $7 million split between Children's Hospital of Los Angeles and the ACLU.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/18/entertain ... index.html
Just...wow.
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Just...wow.
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wow. Although, I reckon it's just a ruse for her next gold digging adventure. She'll marry someone way richer than Depp and the poor unsuspecting sod won't see her as a gold digger because of this act. Tricsky womenses!
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Yes, brilliant plan. Start out acting, land a couple break out roles, keep acting, land a few bigger roles, meet and marry Johnny Depp, divorce him for the money, donate that money to charity so that your final target (I'm guessing a Billionaire of some sort) never sees it coming
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I'm only posting this hear because the thread already exists. I wouldn't create another thread about Depp, so as not to afford him even more of a platform.
Nobody should see his movies. And, he should never be hired for an acting gig again.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-e ... ts-1171081
Nobody should see his movies. And, he should never be hired for an acting gig again.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-e ... ts-1171081
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Johnny, like the frat boy that he is, claims Amber Heard lied and pretended to be beaten up so as to sully his reputation and get a leg up in the divorce. Of course, that's ridiculous, because women don't lie about stuff like this.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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