What's your spirit animal?

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by tattuchu » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:15 pm

Hermit wrote:Just had another look. Yes, you're right.

So, I am a tardigrade.

"The tardigrade totem wisdom teaches us about walking our path in peace and sticking to it with determination and serenity.

Cantankerous grumps at the best of times, yet also incredibly incendiary at any other, those who have the tardigrade as totem or spirit animal may be encouraged to take a break, preferably in their neck, rather than looking around or within themselves for more grounded, long-lasting solutions. It's their only possible avenue to make this world a better place."

Now I feel dispirited. :sadcheer:

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by Hermit » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:11 am

tattuchu wrote:
Hermit wrote:Just had another look. Yes, you're right.

So, I am a tardigrade.

"The tardigrade totem wisdom teaches us about walking our path in peace and sticking to it with determination and serenity.

Cantankerous grumps at the best of times, yet also incredibly incendiary at any other, those who have the tardigrade as totem or spirit animal may be encouraged to take a break, preferably in their neck, rather than looking around or within themselves for more grounded, long-lasting solutions. It's their only possible avenue to make this world a better place."

Now I feel dispirited. :sadcheer:

:hehe:
Lucky! I'd love to be a tardigrade!
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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:20 am

I'm a retardigrade.
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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by laklak » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:14 pm

Can you housetrain a capybara? I want one.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:49 pm

--just keep'em in the yard? :dunno:


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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by Pappa » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:43 pm

Apparently, I'm a tiger.

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by Pappa » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:45 pm

laklak wrote:Can you housetrain a capybara? I want one.
Yes and no. People do keep them as pets, but they can be a handful.

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:24 pm

I bet Trump has an interesting spirit animal. We should probably talk about it.

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by Hermit » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:20 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:I bet Trump has an interesting spirit animal. We should probably talk about it.
Trump, Trump, Trump

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:31 pm

His spirit animal would be a sexually transmissible disease..
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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by Gord » Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:13 pm

Owl. I stuck it in my avatar and slotted it.
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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by JimC » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:38 pm

Gord wrote:Owl. I stuck it in my avatar and slotted it.
Wise move... :tea:
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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:31 am

What a hoot!
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