Are you made from chemicals or something more obscure?

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Are you made from chemicals or something more obscure?

Post by cronus » Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:07 am

Question of the day.... :coffee:

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Post by JimC » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:06 am

I am made from matter, but matter organised into complex patterns by billions of years of evolution.

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Post by jamest » Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:42 am

JimC wrote:I am made from matter, but matter organised into complex patterns by billions of years of evolution.

Topped off by gin.
Sounds like you've had too much gin.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:36 am

jamest wrote:
JimC wrote:I am made from matter, but matter organised into complex patterns by billions of years of evolution.

Topped off by gin.
Sounds like you've had too much gin.
Oh, dear. You've done it now. You dissed Jim's gin! :o
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Re: Are you made from chemicals or something more obscure?

Post by rainbow » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:45 am

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:54 am

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Post by hackenslash » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:03 am

Slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails, apparently.
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:07 am

hackenslash wrote:Slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails, apparently.
:mrgreen: I was thinking of exactly the same thing. I never really understood that, but then I think most children's rhymes are equally bizarre.
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Post by JimC » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:11 pm

jamest wrote:
JimC wrote:I am made from matter, but matter organised into complex patterns by billions of years of evolution.

Topped off by gin.
Sounds like you've had too much gin.
"too much gin" is a statement utterly without any meaning whatsoever.
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Post by laklak » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:20 pm

Mostly beer, Cheetos, and nose hair, I think. Though I'm getting more ear hair as I age.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Post by piscator » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:48 am

jamest wrote:
JimC wrote:I am made from matter, but matter organised into complex patterns by billions of years of evolution.

Topped off by gin.
Sounds like you've had too much gin.


From a thermodynamic perspective, does it matter how a person finds himself slotted?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:51 am

I seem to be largely comprised of volatile fart gases this evening. :tea:
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Re: Are you made from chemicals or something more obscure?

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:54 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I seem to be largely comprised of volatile fart gases this evening. :tea:
Avoid lit matches! :?
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Re: Are you made from chemicals or something more obscure?

Post by mistermack » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:30 pm

I find it amusing that we are all actually made from worm shit.

Every atom in your body, that isn't pure water, has been shat out millions of times by worms.
Even baby jesus was worm shit.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Re: Are you made from chemicals or something more obscure?

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:10 pm

If we were on Dune, worm shit would really be worth something...
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