JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:"Is it poisonous?"
"No."
"Ah, good."....*picks it up*
"It is highly venomous, though."
God fast-tracks snake charming preacher to heaven (or not)
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"Does your snake bite?"
"No."
"Oww! Wtf?"
"That's not my snake."
"No."
"Oww! Wtf?"
"That's not my snake."
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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Do you have a licsance for that rattallsneik?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Well if the snake has been allowed to carry a firearm it could have prevented itself being grabbed
When only criminals carry guns the police know exactly who to shoot!
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Coots' son is now taking up the mantle ...um... snake. Further evidence that doing fatally silly things after you reproduce doesn't help natural selection .... an obvious case in point.
http://www.wbir.com/story/news/local/20 ... s/5656735/
http://www.wbir.com/story/news/local/20 ... s/5656735/
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Well, the son inherited the stupid gene
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Three generations now, I think - must be a dominant gene.Svartalf wrote:Well, the son inherited the stupid gene
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There is very little on the planet more stupid than this. It confirms the USA as number 1, in the idiocy stakes.
It's just typical US behaviour. They invent their own game, that nobody else plays, and then declare themselves the best in the world.
It's not just a few loonies, that can happen anywhere. It's the fact that nobody CALLS them loonies. The media give them completely unwarranted respect. They should be down there, taking the piss. These people should be a national joke.
The fact that they're not reflects on the whole country.
I think there must be some money driving it somewhere. These hillybillys always look dirt poor, so even a small amount of money coming in probably makes it worth doing.
Unfortunately, the cost of healthcare probably contributes to the deaths. If they had free healthcare, they would probably take the treatment.
I mean, it's well established now that god doesn't give a shit if they live or die, so they can hardly believe that ''the lord'' will protect them.
It's just typical US behaviour. They invent their own game, that nobody else plays, and then declare themselves the best in the world.
It's not just a few loonies, that can happen anywhere. It's the fact that nobody CALLS them loonies. The media give them completely unwarranted respect. They should be down there, taking the piss. These people should be a national joke.
The fact that they're not reflects on the whole country.
I think there must be some money driving it somewhere. These hillybillys always look dirt poor, so even a small amount of money coming in probably makes it worth doing.
Unfortunately, the cost of healthcare probably contributes to the deaths. If they had free healthcare, they would probably take the treatment.
I mean, it's well established now that god doesn't give a shit if they live or die, so they can hardly believe that ''the lord'' will protect them.
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1 and 2: You think Jamie Coots is representative of well over 300 million US citizens?mistermack wrote:It's just typical US behaviour. ... It's not just a few loonies ... nobody CALLS them loonies.
3: The article linked to in the OP is followed by 410 comments. You obviously did not bother looking at even the first one. It simply says: "Darwin award winner". Many others follow along that line.
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Sure, but mm's point about the media giving them unwarranted respect still stands, I think...Hermit wrote:1 and 2: You think Jamie Coots is representative of well over 300 million US citizens?mistermack wrote:It's just typical US behaviour. ... It's not just a few loonies ... nobody CALLS them loonies.
3: The article linked to in the OP is followed by 410 comments. You obviously did not bother looking at even the first one. It simply says: "Darwin award winner". Many others follow along that line.
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with two sons the man does not qualify for a darwin award.
open source the world.
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4 days later, I finally get this.klr wrote:JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:"Is it poisonous?"
"No."
"Ah, good."....*picks it up*
"It is highly venomous, though."
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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I think that the bible mentioned taking up serpents, and ''drinking poison''.
Funny they don't have the same enthusiasm for the poison bit. ennit?
Or maybe they do ??
Funny they don't have the same enthusiasm for the poison bit. ennit?
Or maybe they do ??
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