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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:51 pm

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Don't even say it. :fp:
Yep, we've just been Echelon'ed. Hi feds! :wave: :waving: :forfuckssake:


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Re: NSA collecting phone records of millions of Americans da

Post by camoguard » Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:14 pm

Don't worry. All the good analysts are in the private sectors.

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Re: NSA collecting phone records of millions of Americans da

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:13 pm

The National Security Agency is currently collecting the telephone records of millions of US customers of Verizon, one of America's largest telecoms providers, under a top secret court order issued in April....
now being discussed in a Guardian article... :hehe:

Didn't they used to be called No Such Agency?

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Post by Azathoth » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:15 pm

And this is news because? Did anyone seriously not know they did this shit all the time?
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Post by Audley Strange » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:26 pm

Semtex! C4, Allah!

That should do it.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:28 pm

I was tricked into posting in this thread! :angel: :cuntingangel:
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Post by cronus » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:32 pm

This thread will lead them straight to the identity of Aquabox and if that doesn't bring them nothing will. :whisper:
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Post by laklak » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:38 pm

Diesel fuel, Constitution, fertilizer, AR-15, Bill of Rights, Tea Party, KKK, Sea Shepherds, NAACP, PETA, God Hates Fags, militia, Stalin, Hitler, Aryan Brotherhood, Black Panthers.

That should give 'em food for thought, eh?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:42 pm

Obama.


Now we're definitely on their radar!
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Post by laklak » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:45 pm

That's "Dear Leader" to you, fascist.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Audley Strange » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:51 pm

laklak wrote:Diesel fuel, Constitution, fertilizer, AR-15, Bill of Rights, Tea Party, KKK, Sea Shepherds, NAACP, PETA, God Hates Fags, militia, Stalin, Hitler, Aryan Brotherhood, Black Panthers.

That should give 'em food for thought, eh?
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Post by Tero » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:20 pm

7 years. 3 is from Bush.

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Post by Jason » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:41 pm

Anyone know where I can get 50 gallon barrels of Toluene? I used to have a steady supplier, but I don't have the umbrage of a license holder to hide under now.

I need to do some industrial cleaning..

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Re: NSA collecting phone records of millions of Americans da

Post by Audley Strange » Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:00 pm

Death to your western freedoms!
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Re: NSA collecting phone records of millions of Americans da

Post by Warren Dew » Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:44 am

klr wrote:Damn, that's going to make for some interesting "big data" case studies :read:
Barely gigabytes per day. Nothing compared to some of the efforts I've seen employment ads for.

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