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Be nice to Bishops

Post by mistermack » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:50 pm

I'm as guilty as anyone. But I think we should change.

What I really miss on this site, funny enough, is the lack of Bishops, Cardinals, Priests and Rabbis etc.
So I say, can't we advertise for some, and be NICE when they post?
Maybe even have a special section for them, to debate or just inform.

I was in Ireland on Christmas eve visiting my aunt in hospital, and the word came round that the bishop was coming round blessing patients. It's a catholic country, so of course a bishop is a bit of a superstar. He came in just as we were talking about him, and I just couldn't help it.
I said, " well, talk of the Devil !! ".
He found it funny, luckily. ( or pretended to, anyway ).

But some of these guys are intelligent, and would be interesting to talk to. I'm actually interested in religion, and why people believe, and there are lots of things I would actually like to ask an intelligent priest. So I say, get em in, and be nice.
Even moderate their section heavily to remove any and all mocking and ridicule, just to keep them on board.

What say you?
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Re: Be nice to Bishops

Post by Rum » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:02 pm

If you can find a female one to invite, that's fine by me.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:11 pm

I think bishops need to be bashed regularly. :tea:
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Post by JimC » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:01 pm

There was a line of poetry I remember from somewhere, which began:

"The sun like a Bishop's bottom, rosy and round and red"
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Post by mistermack » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:04 pm

JimC wrote:There was a line of poetry I remember from somewhere, which began:

"The sun like a Bishop's bottom, rosy and round and red"
Now that's just the sort of thing I mean.

Ummmm, you didn't get his name by any chance?
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Re: Be nice to Bishops

Post by JimC » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:07 pm

We should invite some actresses...

They're guaranteed to know some bishops...

"as the actress said to the bishop"
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Post by tattuchu » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:39 pm

Stinking bishops :nono:

I mean :drool:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by Audley Strange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:32 am

mistermack wrote:I'm as guilty as anyone. But I think we should change.

What I really miss on this site, funny enough, is the lack of Bishops, Cardinals, Priests and Rabbis etc.
So I say, can't we advertise for some, and be NICE when they post?
Maybe even have a special section for them, to debate or just inform.

I was in Ireland on Christmas eve visiting my aunt in hospital, and the word came round that the bishop was coming round blessing patients. It's a catholic country, so of course a bishop is a bit of a superstar. He came in just as we were talking about him, and I just couldn't help it.
I said, " well, talk of the Devil !! ".
He found it funny, luckily. ( or pretended to, anyway ).

But some of these guys are intelligent, and would be interesting to talk to. I'm actually interested in religion, and why people believe, and there are lots of things I would actually like to ask an intelligent priest. So I say, get em in, and be nice.
Even moderate their section heavily to remove any and all mocking and ridicule, just to keep them on board.

What say you?
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Re: Be nice to Bishops

Post by mistermack » Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:11 pm

Oh right.
That's a shit idea then. I must not get pissed. I must not get pissed.

Oh, fuck. I'm pissed again.
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Re: Be nice to Bishops

Post by tattuchu » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:04 pm

This reminds me of the time we asked my step-father why there were no black members in his Masonic lodge. He was puzzled. "But why would they want to come to our lodge?" he said. "They have their own lodge they can go to."
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:42 pm

Rum wrote:If you can find a female one to invite, that's fine by me.
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Rum wrote:If you can find a female one to invite, that's fine by me.
With big tits and a nice ass.
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