Armageddon : Watchtower Special

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Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:49 pm

This weeks cover warms ol' crumples heart. They knew they'd strike gold one day. :smoke:

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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by amused » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:14 pm

The imgfit tags are for these situations. :tup:


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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:18 pm

Typical revisionist JW stuff. They've airbrushed the tower out of the picture.

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And to answer their cover questions - it's a nuclear detonation in Nevada; it happened already.

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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:24 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Typical revisionist JW stuff. They've airbrushed the tower out of the picture.

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And to answer their cover questions - it's a nuclear detonation in Nevada; it happened already.
The BADGER explosion on April 18, 1953, as part of Operation Upshot-Knothole, at the Nevada Test Site.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:24 pm

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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:33 pm

They do read the news I'm guessing from this? It isn't every week they go to these lengths to press home their case? As for the missing pixels? Maybe they were raptured? :smoke:
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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:40 pm

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:44 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Typical revisionist JW stuff. They've airbrushed the tower out of the picture.

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And to answer their cover questions - it's a nuclear detonation in Nevada; it happened already.
The BADGER explosion on April 18, 1953, as part of Operation Upshot-Knothole, at the Nevada Test Site.
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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:45 pm

Crumple wrote:They do read the news I'm guessing from this?
News from 59 years ago, by the looks of it.

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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:46 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Typical revisionist JW stuff. They've airbrushed the tower out of the picture.

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And to answer their cover questions - it's a nuclear detonation in Nevada; it happened already.
The BADGER explosion on April 18, 1953, as part of Operation Upshot-Knothole, at the Nevada Test Site.
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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:48 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Crumple wrote:They do read the news I'm guessing from this?
News from 59 years ago, by the looks of it.
I'm guessing the thinking is that all nukes are the same which is a trifle unfair to the diversity of explosive gifts these devices bestow? :smoke:

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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by FBM » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:51 pm

Operation Upshot-Knothole. :lol: Who the hell came up with that name?
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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Trinity » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:00 pm

I had a copy of the Watchtower once and the cover had an artist's impression of what the lucky ones had to look forward to after they had been allowed into the promised land (or whatever). Green hills, baby lambs, bluebirds, children playing and lions :shock:
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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:03 pm

FBM wrote:Operation Upshot-Knothole. :lol: Who the hell came up with that name?
[pedant]They had a list of randomly selected words to chose from. The top word on the list was used next and stricken. The person choosing the words didn't know why they were needed, it was just a job to do. One lady was fired from this work for not choosing words randomly. It was years later that she found why she was fired.[/pedant]
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Re: Armageddon : Watchtower Special

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:04 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:Operation Upshot-Knothole. :lol: Who the hell came up with that name?
[pedant]They had a list of randomly selected words to chose from. The top word on the list was used next and stricken. The person choosing the words didn't know why they were needed, it was just a job to do. One lady was fired from this work for not choosing words randomly. It was years later that she found why she was fired.[/pedant]
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