A little light relief: Bananaman on gravity...

[hackenslash]

If you hit the ground at 120 mph from 1,000 feet, you will suffer the consequences of violating what physics.about.com calls the law of gravity.

Fuckwit! You are fucking obeying the law of gravity, not violating it!

http://raycomfortfood.blogspot.com/2010 ... earth.html

[Pombolo]

Notice how he does another of his "Okay, I was wrong - but I still have a point" evasions? He did the same over the banana debacle, he can't just educate himself about fundamental concepts: he has to make blundering stabs at being right, and then he waits for people to correct him. Except he only accepts a partial correction.

Just read what he says about his definitions, and what he means when he says things. This is a guy who tries to build points based on the sound of words, not on what are actually meant by them.

[DoctorE]

[Nautilidae]

Physics.about.com says: "Newton's law of gravity defines the attractive force between all objects that possess mass. Understanding the law of gravity, one of the fundamental forces of physics, offers profound insights into the way our universe functions." So, I’m not the only one who believes that there is such a thing as "the law of gravity," and if it's a law, it can be violated.

If you hit the ground at 120 mph from 1,000 feet, you will suffer the consequences of violating what physics.about.com calls the law of gravity. If you will remember the context in which I called gravity a law--I said that if you break the law of gravity, you will suffer the consequences, and if you violate God’s Law you will suffer the consequences--"The soul that sins, it shall die."

I'd like to know what exactly these "consequences" are. Next time I jump off of a cliff in order to violate the law of gravitation, I would like to know how I'll suffer.

[GenesForLife]

Oh dear, this makes me despair for humanity

[Ironclad]

The gravity pull of the cliff I'm going jump off is near equal to the gravity pull of the sea I wish to drown in. Therefore I will float gently to the bottom. Plop!, not, Crunchy splash!
True.

...ok I'm off.. as you were

[ozewiezeloose]

If you hit the ground at 120 mph from 1,000 feet, you will suffer the consequences of violating what physics.about.com calls the law of gravity.

Fuckwit! You are fucking obeying the law of gravity, not violating it!

http://raycomfortfood.blogspot.com/2010 ... earth.html

Priceless! As always!

[Nautilidae]

I suppose that we now understand why the amount transistors that can be placed on a circuit has doubled every two years; we are violating Moore's law

[Godless Libertarian]

what physics.about.com calls the law of gravity

That's the part that made me laugh

[Arcanyn]

If you will remember the context in which I called gravity a law--I said that if you break the law of gravity, you will suffer the consequences

That's funny, because I've been levitating all day, and nothing bad's happened to me.

[Seventh Child]

I just had to post this.

I thought it might be interesting to see just what this "proof of God" was.



I should have known.

[Nautilidae]

If you will remember the context in which I called gravity a law--I said that if you break the law of gravity, you will suffer the consequences

That's funny, because I've been levitating all day, and nothing bad's happened to me.

Do not be foolish, Arcanyn. He clearly means that if one falls from a building, it is because he is violating the law of gravity.

[GenesForLife]

If you will remember the context in which I called gravity a law--I said that if you break the law of gravity, you will suffer the consequences

That's funny, because I've been levitating all day, and nothing bad's happened to me.

Do not be foolish, Arcanyn. He clearly means that if one falls from a building, it is because he is violating the law of gravity.

[Darkchilde]

Someone should point bananaman to the theory of Intelligent Falling!