Large Hadron Collider sabotages itself..no really

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Large Hadron Collider sabotages itself..no really

Post by Rum » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:55 pm

It says so here!

http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/short ... s-sab.html


..as an aside you only need to change one letter around to make it the 'Large Hardon Collider'. :hehe:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:56 pm

Rumertron wrote:..as an aside you only need to change one letter around to make it the 'Large Hardon Collider'. :hehe:
We already did that one at TAF. :coffee:
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Re: Large Hadron Collider sabotages itself..no really

Post by Rum » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:57 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Rumertron wrote:..as an aside you only need to change one letter around to make it the 'Large Hardon Collider'. :hehe:
We already did that one at TAF. :coffee:
Not with me you didn't! :razzle:
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Re: Large Hadron Collider sabotages itself..no really

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:58 pm

Rumertron wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Rumertron wrote:..as an aside you only need to change one letter around to make it the 'Large Hardon Collider'. :hehe:
We already did that one at TAF. :coffee:
Not with me you didn't! :razzle:
That should be self-evident.
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Re: Large Hadron Collider sabotages itself..no really

Post by tattuchu » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:59 pm

Reminds me of The Butterfly Effect, in which the main character eventually goes back in time to prevent himself from being born :?
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Post by Animavore » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:06 pm

If I've learned anything from this thread, its what Alt + F4 does.
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Post by wolfréalt » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:13 pm

If the LHC is stopping itself from starting, then it cant be stopping itself from starting.. :ask:
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Re: Large Hadron Collider sabotages itself..no really

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:14 pm

wolfréalt wrote:If the LHC is stopping itself from starting, then it cant be stopping itself from starting.. :ask:
You obviously haven't read "All You Zombies".
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Post by wolfréalt » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:22 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
wolfréalt wrote:If the LHC is stopping itself from starting, then it cant be stopping itself from starting.. :ask:
You obviously haven't read "All You Zombies".
Checked that out on wiki.. excellent . Brain sweating after it though...
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Re: Large Hadron Collider sabotages itself..no really

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:25 pm

wolfréalt wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
wolfréalt wrote:If the LHC is stopping itself from starting, then it cant be stopping itself from starting.. :ask:
You obviously haven't read "All You Zombies".
Checked that out on wiki.. excellent . Brain sweating after it though...
That's one of the two all-time great time paradox stories, the other being "By His Bootstraps". (A term many a computer nerd in the '60s took to heart, I think.)
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Post by Animavore » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:30 pm

Maybe Ratz will start sabotaging itself when a flood of posts come at us from the future :ask:
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Re: Large Hadron Collider sabotages itself..no really

Post by wolfréalt » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:34 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
wolfréalt wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
wolfréalt wrote:If the LHC is stopping itself from starting, then it cant be stopping itself from starting.. :ask:
You obviously haven't read "All You Zombies".
Checked that out on wiki.. excellent . Brain sweating after it though...
That's one of the two all-time great time paradox stories, the other being "By His Bootstraps". (A term many a computer nerd in the '60s took to heart, I think.)
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Whoa...By his bootstraps...... Read that many years ago, as a kid, didn,t remember the name though, as was checking it on wiki, felt like a temporal shift was occuring.....The circle has closed.!!
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