Engaging with the Terminally Stupid
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Straight after tiddlywinks...
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Darts should definitely be in the Olympics. 
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Aussie rules football!
(I think Oz would be in with a chance of a medal...
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(I think Oz would be in with a chance of a medal...
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I nominate staring competition. No other contest provides more suspense and excitement.
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isn't javelin just a big dart?
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Only in so far as a Formula 1 car is just a fast go-cart.
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It might be interesting to have a second javelin competition, where the goal was accuracy - perhaps using something like large archery targets, at about two thirds the distance of the typical javelin throw...
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They should use the Barra vasca style throwing for target throwing.
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Have a Christian run around in a field and the contestants have to try and spear them.
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What's wrong with the traditional use of hungry lions? The Christians can be the contestants - the survivors get the medals...pErvinalia wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 2:30 amHave a Christian run around in a field and the contestants have to try and spear them.
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