...so who has been chipped?

[rainbow]

I mean vaccinated.

[pErvinalia]

I'll probably register for mine tomorrow (if I remember*).

* - As there's almost no Covid in Australia, it's sometimes easy to forget that there's a pandemic on that you need a vaccination for.

[Hermit]

Chips are so 20th century. We're getting nanobots.

My nanobots were installed on 08-06-2021 at 1207 hours. They are scheduled to be activated on 31-08-2021 between 1440 and 1455 hours. They will then get to work restructuring my synaptic circuitry, which will enable me to receive, understand and obey instructions transmitted to me on the 5G frequencies. The restructuring phase will take three to six weeks, depending on the state of my wetware.

After the nanobots are done with it, they will go into standby mode, periodically interrupted in order to perform routine maintenance and to fix minor damage that could be cased if the so called "freedom fighters" led by the likes of Generals Alex Jones and Fucker Carlson have attempted to sabotage the setup.

Because nanobots do wear out it is anticipated that new supplies of (probably upgraded versions of) nanobots will be administered on an annual basis until self-repairing and self-replicating models are developed.

The future will be bright, the future will be happy, the future will be uncomplicated. Nanobots will succeed where the purveyors of blue pills failed.

[JimC]

I've had my first dose of AstraZeneca, no blood clots yet...

Second dose in a few weeks.

[NineBerry]

Two weeks after my second shot. Super hero powers activated.

[rainbow]

I'll probably register for mine tomorrow (if I remember*).

* - As there's almost no Covid in Australia, it's sometimes easy to forget that there's a pandemic on that you need a vaccination for.

Wait for the Bonzer Ozzie Variant to develop. Like Covid, but bits will fall off.

[Seabass]

I got two Pfizers. I felt nothing.

[rainbow]

I got two Pfizers. I felt nothing.

That is what they want you to feel.

[pErvinalia]

I'll probably register for mine tomorrow (if I remember*).

* - As there's almost no Covid in Australia, it's sometimes easy to forget that there's a pandemic on that you need a vaccination for.

Wait for the Bonzer Ozzie Variant to develop. Like Covid, but bits will fall off.

You're more likely to die from beer than Covid in Australia.

[Brian Peacock]

Two shots in and waiting for my third.

[Tero]

I have not had a reaction to a vaccine since school days and tetanus.

[macdoc]

One astra , nother booked in 11 weeks, flu shot next week...wish the nanabots would fix my aging body.

[Svartalf]

I get the second jab tomorrow.

[Joe]

I got two Pfizers in February, and only reacted to the second. Slight fatigue and achiness for about 12 hours, but the injection site really lit up. It was quite colorful.

[rainbow]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch!”

Obviously the Jabberwock is the vaccine, and Bill Gates is the frumious Bandersnatch (bandwidth snatcher)
borogroves obviously are mimsy Democrats, The mome raths are the Alt-Right-Conspiracy Nuts.

What is the "wabe"?