Uranus got whacked...

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Uranus got whacked...

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:02 am

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-22/ ... h/10664012

Uranus is a lopsided oddity, the only planet to spin on its side. Scientists now think they know how it got that way: It was pushed over by a rock at least twice as big as Earth.
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Re: Uranus got whacked...

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:47 am

I'm glad scientists have finally got to the bottom of this.
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Re: Uranus got whacked...

Post by Rum » Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:50 am

Analysis - penetrating mysteries.
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Re: Uranus got whacked...

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Dec 23, 2018 1:08 pm

God should give it another whack.
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Re: Uranus got whacked...

Post by rainbow » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:29 am

Has arsole ever been detected on Uranus?
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Re: Uranus got whacked...

Post by Woodbutcher » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:50 pm

We need to send a probe to Uranus.
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Re: Uranus got whacked...

Post by Hermit » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:22 am

Tis better for Uranus to get whacked than Mars.
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Re: Uranus got whacked...

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:32 pm

I hope you didn't planet that joke..
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