Criminal chimps planning terror attacks!

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Criminal chimps planning terror attacks!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:07 pm

A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of stone-throwing attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7928996.stm

A fascinating article.
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Re: Criminal chimps planning terror attacks!

Post by klr » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:21 pm

Why does this come immediately to mind?

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:23 pm

"Chimp Goes Bananas!"
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Post by klr » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:07 pm

This thread is the perfect excuse to post one of the old PG Tips ads:



... well OK, it's just an excuse. :shifty:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:42 pm

klr wrote:This thread is the perfect excuse to post one of the old PG Tips ads:



... well OK, it's just an excuse. :shifty:
As if an excuse is ever needed for such class TV! :clap:
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Re: Criminal chimps planning terror attacks!

Post by Geoff » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:09 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of stone-throwing attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7928996.stm

A fascinating article.
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Re: Criminal chimps planning terror attacks!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:19 am

Geoff wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of stone-throwing attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7928996.stm

A fascinating article.
Ah, but do they have souls?
No. Does anything? Except badly spelled shoes? :dono:
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Re: Criminal chimps planning terror attacks!

Post by owtth » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:06 am

I read that earlier today and couldn't help thinking "cheeky monkey" and yes I know chimps aren't monkeys but my self-amusement (as ever) still stands, dammit.
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Re: Criminal chimps planning terror attacks!

Post by Animavore » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:09 am

I thought chimps flung dung?
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