"Alt-left" Parading Ignorance, Stupidity, Malice, Etc.

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Re: "Alt-left" Parading Ignorance, Stupidity, Malice, Etc.

Post by Seabass » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:46 pm

laklak wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:34 pm
Here's a great idea from Democratic luminaries - abolish the Immigration service. Who needs one anyway? It's not like there's a shitload of people trying to get into the country, right? I mean, who would want to? It sucks here so badly we can't even get a million undocumented migrants a year any more. To be fair, they want to replace it with something that "actually works". Given the exemplary success of their Affordable Care Act, which only raised my insurance premiums 300% in one year (but added mandatory coverage for sexual reassignment in case I ever need it), I look forward to their new, streamlined, equitable, and fair Immigration service. Maybe they can take their guns away and give them puppies. Even MS-13 shotcallers love puppies, and we all know they're only MS-13 members because United Fruit forced their grandfathers to pick bananas. It's our fault, it's only fair that we let them all in and give them a new Cadillac and a 65 inch flat screen. I'll gladly do without my Social Security to redress those grievous atrocities perpetrated on them by some old white dudes I never heard of. I have eaten my share of bananas, after all, so I'm guilty as fuck.
It's not just the loony left that wants to shut down ICE...

Agents Seek to Dissolve ICE in Immigration Policy Backlash
WASHINGTON — At least 19 Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigators are seeking to dissolve the agency, concerned that the Trump administration’s crackdown on illegal migrants has limited their ability to pursue national security threats, child pornography and transnational crime.
The child of a forced marriage between two defunct federal agencies — The United States Customs Service and the Immigration and Naturalization Service — ICE has long struggled to balance its dual roles of transnational criminal investigations and deportations.
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." —Voltaire
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka

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