About me: I have prehensile eyebrows. I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak. When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
I once saw a picture of a house that was designed to become a boat in the event of a tsunami. It had a fixed cradle part and a boat part that slotted into each other - with a mechanism for closing the hatches between them and freeing up the boat bit if the water levels rose too high.. Some bloke in Alabama or Louisiana - one of those hurricany-floody states. It was pre-Facebook I think. Something I got in an email. But it looked legit - albeit untested...
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return. Salman Rushdie You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. House MD Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view. Sandy Denny This is the wrong forum for bluffing Paco Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish! Calilasseia I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants. Twoflower Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse Millefleur
Why do you think I live 5280 feet above sea level? Idiots who live at, or below sea level deserve to get drowned.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth