Mark of the Beast

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Mark of the Beast

Post by rainbow » Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:36 am

Technology's usefulness will be all that matters when we need chips embedded in our bodies to get jobs or move freely around the world.

Neil Harbisson is an extraordinary person. Though he was born completely colour-blind, he found a way to see colour using an electronic eye that is now permanently grafted to his skull. In 2004 he became the first person to be officially recognised by a government as a cyborg – a being that is part man and part machine. But in 10 or 20 more years Harbisson will not be that unusual.

Harbisson’s electronic eye or “eyeborg” works by translating the frequencies of the colours in front of him into a scale of electronic sounds. These sounds are then played by a chip implanted in the back of his head, and he “hears” the colours in front of him as tones conducted through his skull.
http://mg.co.za/article/2014-11-24-we-are-all-cyborgs
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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:22 am

My knees are made of tin.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:18 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:My knees are made of tin.
Not to mention your feet are made of clay and your liver of lilies. :tea:
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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by Svartalf » Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:22 am

Damn, I should have thought of that repartee... :(
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:23 am

Svartalf wrote:Damn, I should have thought of that repartee... :(
Getting old, mate. :console:
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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by devogue » Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:31 am

rainbow wrote:
Technology's usefulness will be all that matters when we need chips embedded in our bodies to get jobs or move freely around the world.

Neil Harbisson is an extraordinary person. Though he was born completely colour-blind, he found a way to see colour using an electronic eye that is now permanently grafted to his skull. In 2004 he became the first person to be officially recognised by a government as a cyborg – a being that is part man and part machine. But in 10 or 20 more years Harbisson will not be that unusual.

Harbisson’s electronic eye or “eyeborg” works by translating the frequencies of the colours in front of him into a scale of electronic sounds. These sounds are then played by a chip implanted in the back of his head, and he “hears” the colours in front of him as tones conducted through his skull.
http://mg.co.za/article/2014-11-24-we-are-all-cyborgs
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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by Svartalf » Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:33 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Damn, I should have thought of that repartee... :(
Getting old, mate. :console:
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Post by Hermit » Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:42 am

devogue wrote:I'll see his wanky eye and raise the fucker a titanium aortic valve. Image
Show us your scar and copypaste your story about your recovery. I know you want to, and I also know that we will be very happy to read your hilarious account of your first post-operational shit (among other vignettes) once more.
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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Nov 24, 2014 12:42 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:My knees are made of tin.
Not to mention your feet are made of clay and your liver of lilies. :tea:
Well you've got a brass neck.

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:09 pm

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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by JimC » Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:25 pm

My eyes have plastic lenses...
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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by piscator » Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:28 pm

Svartalf wrote:Damn, I should have thought of that repartee... :(
Got to keep a good eye out for it! ;)

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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by devogue » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:28 am

JimC wrote:My eyes have plastic lenses...
Do you still have that photo of you with the fucked eye? You looked like the Terminator :lol:

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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by JimC » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:44 am

devogue wrote:
JimC wrote:My eyes have plastic lenses...
Do you still have that photo of you with the fucked eye? You looked like the Terminator :lol:
Only too happy to oblige...

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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by devogue » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:46 am

Jesus Christ.

Sorry everyone.

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