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http://www.amazon.com/Great-Myths-Brain ... 1118312716
Dr. Christian Jarrett wrote the above book describing a whole bunch of pseudoscientific myths about the human brain. Here are a few.
- We use only 10% of our brains. Wrong. One way or another, humans use 100% of the brain.
- Right brained people are more creative. BS.
- If a person is having an epileptic fit, you should put something in their mouth to stop them swallowing their tongue. Utter crap.
- Women lose their intelligence and/or memory when pregnant. Simply not true.
- Mood disorders come from brain chemical imbalances. Not.
- Computerised brain training can make you smart. More bollocks.
Popular myths that have been promulgated include a 'dark patch' on the brain causing rape and murder. Something called a 'crockus' that is four times bigger in women than men. Nope. It does not exist. Another source of bulldust is the Mars/Venus books about the difference between men and women.
A lot of problems arise from single and small studies which return incomplete or inaccurate results. A meta-analysis of many studies is more likely to be accurate.
No doubt more myths will be revealed with more research. In the mean time, it pays to be skeptical.
Dr. Christian Jarrett wrote the above book describing a whole bunch of pseudoscientific myths about the human brain. Here are a few.
- We use only 10% of our brains. Wrong. One way or another, humans use 100% of the brain.
- Right brained people are more creative. BS.
- If a person is having an epileptic fit, you should put something in their mouth to stop them swallowing their tongue. Utter crap.
- Women lose their intelligence and/or memory when pregnant. Simply not true.
- Mood disorders come from brain chemical imbalances. Not.
- Computerised brain training can make you smart. More bollocks.
Popular myths that have been promulgated include a 'dark patch' on the brain causing rape and murder. Something called a 'crockus' that is four times bigger in women than men. Nope. It does not exist. Another source of bulldust is the Mars/Venus books about the difference between men and women.
A lot of problems arise from single and small studies which return incomplete or inaccurate results. A meta-analysis of many studies is more likely to be accurate.
No doubt more myths will be revealed with more research. In the mean time, it pays to be skeptical.
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Re: Neurobollocks
Wrong.Blind groper wrote: In the mean time, it pays to be skeptical.
The money is in the bullshit.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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You have a keen sense of humour, mistermack, but some of your jokes do fall flat. This is one of them.mistermack wrote:Wrong.Blind groper wrote: In the mean time, it pays to be skeptical.
The money is in the bullshit.
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I don't think it is funny either, but it is certainly a valid point.Hermit wrote:You have a keen sense of humour, mistermack, but some of your jokes do fall flat. This is one of them.mistermack wrote:Wrong.Blind groper wrote: In the mean time, it pays to be skeptical.
The money is in the bullshit.
Bullshit sells.
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I didn't think it was that unfunny.
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Me neither. It had a certain core of chuckleworthyness and also the veneer of obvious truth.rEvolutionist wrote:I didn't think it was that unfunny.

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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Damning with faint praise...rEvolutionist wrote:I didn't think it was that unfunny.
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