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We don't just shoot 'em

Post by Gallstones » Fri May 16, 2014 10:47 pm

Elk rescued from lake



"The cow elk seemed a little banged up, two dogs were reportedly biting at her ears when she was first spotted, and her shin was visibly raw from trying to free herself. All in all, she at least has a chance and we hope that she has warmed up in today's afternoon sun!!!
Hebgen Lake is near Bozeman.
I wonder if she had a calf?
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Post by mistermack » Tue May 20, 2014 10:46 am

Good news for the elk, but the fishes missed out on a big feed.
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Post by Tero » Tue May 20, 2014 11:02 am

And next year we shoot them! Moose gets to have sex one more time.

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Post by mistermack » Tue May 20, 2014 11:29 am

Tero wrote:And next year we shoot them! Moose gets to have sex one more time.
Pointless sex though. Don't they gestate for nearly a year? (guessing)
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Post by Tero » Tue May 20, 2014 4:05 pm

If the end of the world were Aug 17, would you stop having sex?

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Post by mistermack » Wed May 21, 2014 11:32 am

Tero wrote:If the end of the world were Aug 17, would you stop having sex?
No, I'd fuckin START !!

Good point.
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Post by JimC » Thu May 22, 2014 7:25 am

August 17, eh?

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Post by cronus » Thu May 22, 2014 7:50 am

The trouble with elk is they don't live around here, maybe not suited for the country? Lot's of animal lovers would protect them from the cruel gunmen if they did.
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Post by mistermack » Fri May 23, 2014 3:28 pm

Scumple wrote:The trouble with elk is they don't live around here, maybe not suited for the country? Lot's of animal lovers would protect them from the cruel gunmen if they did.
The elk and the red deer are very similar. Elk are just a weeny bit heavier built. Red deer run and jump a bit better. Not much in it.
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