Poll: Name this thread (Scientists create artificial vagina)

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What should be the title of this thread?

Science: It works, bitches!
0
No votes
Can I have one?
1
10%
FRANKENCUNT!
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50%
Finally, science everyone can believe in!
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10%
Other (specify)
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20%
Cheese
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Smeg
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Bacon
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Pork sausage
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10%
 
Total votes: 10

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Poll: Name this thread (Scientists create artificial vagina)

Post by Mysturji » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:06 am

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Post by FBM » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:10 am

I voted for "Other (specify)". Because that would be a good name for a thread.
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Post by Tero » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:26 pm

Jeeze, vaginas. People around the world freaking out about fetuses and vaginas/uteruses. And the latter is just and unattractive gray blob.

Don't they know? It leads to babies. First one, then another. I think we should start taxing Mick Jagger for his 20.

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Post by tattuchu » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:39 pm

I'd like to put in an order for one of those. Or order one to put it in, as it were.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

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Post by Animavore » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:50 pm

"What's New Pussy, Cath?"
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Post by Tero » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:57 pm

Will Obamacare pay for vaginas? We need some religious input into this. For instance, we could make all women virgins and dispose the dirty, used vaginas.

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Post by Mysturji » Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:24 pm

I definitely want one. I just don't know where to have it installed.
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Post by Tero » Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:33 pm

We'll put one up front, one out back. You figure out how to use them.

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Post by rainbow » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:01 pm

Plastivajj?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:27 pm

I keep expect to see Dory lurking in this thread... :tea:
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Re: Poll: Name this thread (Scientists create artificial vag

Post by Tero » Fri Apr 11, 2014 4:06 pm

Well now, that's all different. A penis is just a vagina pulled out and filled with spongy tissue. Lots of material to work with.

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Re: Poll: Name this thread (Scientists create artificial vag

Post by piscator » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:51 pm

I wish I had the balls to properly cunt this thread up...

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Post by macdoc » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:14 pm

a bespoke fuck....what every well appointed gentleman deserves

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Re: Poll: Name this thread (Scientists create artificial vag

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:03 am

I don't see what all the fuss is about. Artificial cunts? We've had politicians for centuries! :dunno:
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Re: Poll: Name this thread (Scientists create artificial vag

Post by Mysturji » Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:50 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I don't see what all the fuss is about. Artificial cunts? We've had politicians for centuries! :dunno:
Yeah, but THEY fuck US.
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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