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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Cunt » Tue Apr 12, 2022 3:46 pm

So will Musk free the code, grant a nokia text-capable phone to everyone on earth, then provide them service via his satellite network?

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It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by rainbow » Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:45 pm

Cunt wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 8:01 pm
There are dueling conspiracy theories regarding Musk and twitter(ers)

1: Pump & dump (he tried to inflate the stock value through his public financial moves and tweets, and will bail out immediately, banning his own twitter account in the process, ruining twitter, their other investors and twitterers.)

2: Hostile takeover (he declined to agree to board participation, because of the requirement that he stop buying shares, and is now going to buy controlling interest, which he will use to 'free the code' or convert their corporate offices to homeless shelters)

Either way, I'm going to go ahead and gamble that Mr. Musk will increase his wealth, and that is his goal.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Tero » Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:26 am

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Apr 14, 2022 4:47 pm

You guys need to cut back on Twitter. It isn't healthy. :tea:
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 14, 2022 5:12 pm

Fuck twitter, it blocked my accounts and demands I provide a phone number to let me do what I must to unblock it.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Apr 14, 2022 8:08 pm

Yeah. It needs your precious precious data Svarty. People who get these kinds of services for free never seen to realise it's actually them who are the product.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by JimC » Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:00 pm

Twitter wants your precious bodily fluids!
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Cunt » Thu Apr 14, 2022 10:00 pm

JimC wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:00 pm
Twitter wants your precious bodily fluids!
Twitter is a giant conspiracy, to earn attention, then slip in some porn, luring hapless men into being careless with their emissions. Then, WEF agents (organizing annualy in Davos) all over the world creep wastebaskets, sewer lines and crusty old socks to harvest the precious essences of man.

Which is why old men are growing saggy boobies
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Joe wrote:
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The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
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It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Cunt » Thu Apr 14, 2022 10:38 pm

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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:23 pm
It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 14, 2022 10:53 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 8:08 pm
Yeah. It needs your precious precious data Svarty. People who get these kinds of services for free never seen to realise it's actually them who are the product.
I don't mind being the product, but there are data which are going to remain private, or at least reserved for people I personally know and am fairly certain will not misuse it.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 14, 2022 10:54 pm

JimC wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:00 pm
Twitter wants your precious bodily fluids!
If twitter were a sweet and pretty bird, I just might give her some of my fluids.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Cunt » Thu Apr 14, 2022 10:57 pm

You get what they tell you, and you have to pretend to like it.

That's what I'm doing, anyway.

The recent effort to show 2020 election corruption had a disturbing bit in it. The film isn't released yet, but methods were.

Apparently, our fearless election investigators purchased cell phone pings (they ping every few seconds) and so own that data fair and square.

What bugged me, was what the FUCK gave them the right to detailed location information about a whole fucking POPULATION!?!?

But then it occurred to me. Money. You could buy it, too.

So our pings are out there, for anyone to analyze. No conspiracy theory, so it almost doesn't belong here...
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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:23 pm
It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Tero » Fri Apr 15, 2022 12:08 am

Cnut, you have earned a sticker:
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Cunt » Fri Apr 15, 2022 3:17 am

Wow <blush> I feel so special.


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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:23 pm
It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Cunt » Fri Apr 15, 2022 3:20 am

Is there a conspiracy theory about the USS Sullivans? Or is it too soon to tell?

I think it was aliens, but it might have been the gay frogs.
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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:23 pm
It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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